I was on a flight and needed to use the restroom. I didn't notice that the seat was up, so when I sat down and flushed, I became instantly vacuum-sucked to the toilet! I couldn't escape the bowl, and sought assistance from the female flight attendant. When she wasn't able to help, the male copilot had to come pry me loose. After I was released, they gave me a towel to cover up my wet bum -- but I really wanted to put it over my head instead as I walked back to my seat.



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