| *Audience cheers and applauds. Skunky runs out onto the stage and bows. The audience cheers even louder. He sits down at his seat and motions for the audience to silence.* Skunky: Hel-lo everybody! How're you all doing today?
Audience: *Cheers.*
Skunky: That was a rhetorical question.
Audience: *Laughs.*
Skunky: Anyways, tonight we have a very special show. Hopefully, various members will pop in and stay and chat, and we'll have lots of fun and it'll be kickass.
Audience: *Cheers really loudly.*
Skunky: Okay, that's it. Audience, you're making too much noise. I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave.
Audience: Awwwwwwwww!!!
Skunky: Don't 'Awwwwwwwwwww!!!' me, alright? Now leave.
*Audience leaves.*
Skunky: Anyways, my first guest... |