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69 points
17/M/Warwick, Rhode Island
Join Date: Jan 2005 |
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RANDOM ITEM CONVERSATIONS!
Guitarsatan666: eight pairs of green woolen socks, a left-handed ukulele, a picture of the pope, two wooden dowels, a roll of aluminum foil, two nose hair clippers, a dead gerbil, a book of indian lore, some feathers, some beads, and a jar of vaseline
doPeWad05: dont forgot 3 kids with the chicken pox, a bar of soap,a bible, two turkeys, orlando bloom, a picket fence, a kiddie pool, a life time suppy of dogfood and a tooth of a shark
Guitarsatan666: a can of cream of mushroom soup missing a label, 24k gold needle nose pliers, a sock filled with marbles, a german translation of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, a stamp from guyana, two midget porn stars riding donkeys, an inexperienced priest, a shot of vodka, three crosses, and a lighter
doPeWad05: a used condom, a computer, raw bacon, a spainsh nun, 3 pleasure creams, a broken cane, a santa costume, a pilliow, a jar of pickles, austiun power impersonator, a pink pair of golves, a doctor and a box of matches
Guitarsatan666: a painting of the artist formerly known as prince, two hemp bracelets, a copy machine, a 25 foot ladder, Michael Jackson, and a floppy disc
Guitarsatan666: and 2 pounds of avocados
doPeWad05: a white limo,a can of paint,john mayer's signed gutair,a boat,a pound of ice,a gla** cup and two kindergraden teachers
Guitarsatan666: a wool thong, a bowlful of sponges, three dried peas, a fat white kid who can beat box, a carton of emu eggs, a half-kilo of french women's underarm hair, a fry-o-lator, some wine, and a blind amputee
EARLIER THAT DAY:
Jarvis1006: chinchilla !!!!!!
Guitarsatan666: chinchilla
Jarvis1006: your hand smells like fish?
Guitarsatan666: dew on the newts we got
Guitarsatan666: a nun outfit drawn on some cardboard boxes
Jarvis1006: and a 2 foot 2 220 lb woman..
Jarvis1006: and a tired worm...
Guitarsatan666: a donkey, some latex gloves, and a priest
Jarvis1006: and just a few speedoz
Guitarsatan666: deep fried, though
Jarvis1006: deep fried speedos...thats it
Guitarsatan666: crispy
Jarvis1006: juicy
Jarvis1006: tender....
Guitarsatan666: a guitar tuner, some mustache wax, two porn stars, a hemp sweatervest, your uncle, my grandma, six used dildos, a hearing aid, microsoft office software cds, some zircon-encrusted tweezers, and a turntable
Jarvis1006: yes
Guitarsatan666: to keep it flowing, as they say...
A CONTINUATION OF THE PREVIOUS CONVERSATION WITH doPeWad05:
doPeWad05: a wad of earwax, a screw diver, a bus, the preisdent, a waxed cat, three handfulls of crickets, bud lite,a dildo , nine chickens and some male strippers
Guitarsatan666: a ball of cheese, a nuclear reactor, a laser disc copy of Kangaroo Jack, two turntables and a microphone, a phallic necklace, my cousin, an echidna, ginger root, a nun outfit painted on some cardboard boxes, the fenders of several studebakers, somebody named Nanook, fragrant toilet paper, a slang thesaurus, two pencils, a generator, a barge, and a well-endowed blowup doll
doPeWad05: artifacial snow, a blue plastic bag, a dead beetle, mrs. lovett, a wooden hand, rubber printer, a pen, a pair of jeans, a spainsh speaking parrot and a knife
Guitarsatan666: a typewriter, some blank cds, a garbage bag, a sears poncho, some enzyte, half a cigarette, soundproofing material, a chainsaw, a calendar, 100 left handed munchkins, an optical mouse, fried wontons and a bucket of oysters
We interrupt this to bring you a special presentation:
THE NEGATIVE DIALECTICS OF POODLE PLAY
FEATURING JON THE MON!!!
jonthemon582: we need a rolls royce,two 25 foot ladders,some wal mart flip flops,a medium well stake,matches,kobe bryant,two baseballs,home plate,two salmon,a chicken breast,a nuns hat,and adolf hitler
Guitarsatan666: oh yeah, and a midget dressed as marilyn manson, a fry-o-lator, a fat white kid who can beatbox, some beluga caviar, a paper-mache model of a vagina, a breathalyzer machine, the blueprints and schematics to a ukulele, my uncle, an orange double dildo, an ant farm, some guava paste, and a mislabeled box of condoms
AND THE EFFECT OF TOO MUCH HANDWASHING:
Comf0rtablyyNumb: have you ever realized
Comf0rtablyyNumb: what you do in a room
Comf0rtablyyNumb: smells like it.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: i ask this assuming it makes sence.
Guitarsatan666: like the bathroom
Comf0rtablyyNumb: yes.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: very much so.
Guitarsatan666: and the kitchen
Comf0rtablyyNumb: yes!
Guitarsatan666: i never realized that
Comf0rtablyyNumb: i burned my desk and you could smell it fromt he kitchen and then my mom thought she was burning the food and it was undercooked
Comf0rtablyyNumb: and then
Comf0rtablyyNumb: i threw up and it smelled like puke in the bathroom
Guitarsatan666: yes
Comf0rtablyyNumb: strange how things work eh?
Guitarsatan666: yes
Guitarsatan666: this world makes no sense
Comf0rtablyyNumb: undenyably.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: if i spelled that wrong , then the world should start spelling it that way so i'm right and win by majority.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: like bling-bling. s**t like that makes it to the dictonaries.
Guitarsatan666: hell yeah
Comf0rtablyyNumb:
blini:
Noun
Inflected forms: pl.blini A small light pancake served with melted butter, sour cream, and other garnishes such as caviar.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: in case youre wondering.
You have just entered room "XfishinjimX chat 41."
Alanis Fan 101: the record is like 100 people in 1 chatrroom...
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: joey oaks
gcmohawk1313: hoo r u pplz
Comf0rtablyyNumb: mr oaks.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: we meet again.
Guitarsatan666: oakEs
gcmohawk1313: that iz joey
XoCrAziiBaBiioX8 has entered the room.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: oakes.
XfishinjimX: joey
doPeWad05: um i'm erika who are u ppl?
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: do we wna lyke 100 ppl in hea
XfishinjimX: it jimmy watup
jonthemon582: yes
gcmohawk1313: yup
Comf0rtablyyNumb: hi erika.
jonthemon582: get as many as possible
Comf0rtablyyNumb: im nicole.
XoCrAziiBaBiioX8: omg who r therse ppl?
gcmohawk1313: idk half uv u pplz
sweetpgirl414: alyssa
Alanis Fan 101: i invited alyssa!
jonthemon582: everyone invite everyone
Alanis Fan 101: lol
Comf0rtablyyNumb: oh.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: hey alyssa.
Alanis Fan 101: and thats all
XfishinjimX: ok
Guitarsatan666: let's have one giant random item conversation
vinylwarfare91 has entered the room.
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: john who r these ook
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: *ppl
sweetpgirl414: hey nicole
Hackerxx91 has entered the room.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: you don't know anyone I know.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: so.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: :P
XfishinjimX: i not a people
gcmohawk1313: i no three pplz
XfishinjimX: this was my idea
doPeWad05 has left the room.
kenpochic2004 has entered the room.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: i know 5 people.
Alanis Fan 101: there r only 14! we'll never beat the record
sweetpgirl414: i no 3!!
Comf0rtablyyNumb: 6 including myself.
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: WHO R U PPL
XoCrAziiBaBiioX8: evryone say thire nameplz
Alanis Fan 101: lindsay
gcmohawk1313: dopewad left tha room
sweetpgirl414: alyssa
vinylwarfare91: who are these people?
XfishinjimX: we set the damn record
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: thats wht i wantn2 no christopher
Guitarsatan666: joseph tyler oakes the first, aka prometheus j. sargentras
Comf0rtablyyNumb: AHH
vinylwarfare91: whos gcmohawk?
Comf0rtablyyNumb: aHAHa
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: its kay
XoCrAziiBaBiioX8: john im gettin out of here
jonthemon582: ok big conversation on FOOD
XfishinjimX: i didn't even know there was a record
Comf0rtablyyNumb: gc
Comf0rtablyyNumb: blows.
jonthemon582: talk about food
XoCrAziiBaBiioX8 has left the room.
XfishinjimX: i just thought of this
Guitarsatan666: no, random items, jon
XfishinjimX: ya
XfishinjimX: fine
Comf0rtablyyNumb: rubber bands
Comf0rtablyyNumb: !
jonthemon582: nuns!
XfishinjimX: ya
Guitarsatan666: a box of wine
XfishinjimX: nuns
vinylwarfare91: this is mad gayyy
Comf0rtablyyNumb: underage incestual gay pornography!!
Comf0rtablyyNumb: ..what..
gcmohawk1313: omg
kenpochic2004: were did Ashley go???
XfishinjimX: wat the hell
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: im callin dennis bbl
Guitarsatan666: i will give an example of a random item conversation
XfishinjimX: jon how many people
vinylwarfare91 has left the room.
D2daC2daJ: me n josh found 3 dead pitbulls at mickey stevens
Comf0rtablyyNumb: aww.
gcmohawk1313: there wuz 11 pplz
D2daC2daJ: damn stan bitches
jonthemon582 has left the room.
D2daC2daJ: *satin
Hackerxx91 has left the room.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: ... now
Comf0rtablyyNumb: i wonder
Comf0rtablyyNumb: if you mean satan
D2daC2daJ: the dogs skin was peeled
D2daC2daJ: from their face
kenpochic2004: ewwww...
gcmohawk1313: eww
D2daC2daJ: i kno
gcmohawk1313: hazza
XfishinjimX: awesome
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Aww.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: That's f**ked up.
XfishinjimX: hazza
D2daC2daJ: so im gonna bang some goth f**k
Guitarsatan666: yum
gcmohawk1313: that sad
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: 
Comf0rtablyyNumb: hey.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: people.
gcmohawk1313: hell yes
Comf0rtablyyNumb: stop f**king sucking.
gcmohawk1313: bang tha goths
kenpochic2004 has left the room.
Guitarsatan666: f**king and sucking
D2daC2daJ: hellz yeah
D2daC2daJ: i dun even kno if he did it
Comf0rtablyyNumb: the goths will f**king bang you, nigger.
XfishinjimX: wat the hell
D2daC2daJ: lol
gcmohawk1313: LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guitarsatan666: whoa, with the racism
D2daC2daJ: fucck goths skinn'n dogs
XfishinjimX: hell ya
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Goths don't skin dogs.
gcmohawk1313: yea they du
Comf0rtablyyNumb: It's the f**king niggers who blame goths.
D2daC2daJ: well the ones at mickey stevens did
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Did you see them?
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: im really confused
gcmohawk1313: yes
gcmohawk1313: but no
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Touche.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: But no?
D2daC2daJ: no but the same s**t happnd liek 2 streets from my house
gcmohawk1313: wut tha f**k
D2daC2daJ: and the goths did it
D2daC2daJ: liek they got caught
D2daC2daJ: maybe not goths
gcmohawk1313: hell yes they did
D2daC2daJ: liek satan
gcmohawk1313: g2g
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Ok.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Whatever.
XfishinjimX: the goths didn't do it
gcmohawk1313: c yall on tha flipside
gcmohawk1313 has left the room.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Why would I listen to someone who spells 'what' as 'wut'
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Fuck you, you f**king left me.
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: derek u scare me
D2daC2daJ: y
Comf0rtablyyNumb: mr johnson.
XfishinjimX: the druggies did it
Comf0rtablyyNumb: i shouldvek nown.
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: nvm
D2daC2daJ: its johnston
Comf0rtablyyNumb: we're all druggies on the inside.
D2daC2daJ: lol
Comf0rtablyyNumb: I really wish I cared.
D2daC2daJ: yeah druggies didnt do it
D2daC2daJ: well the police r like doing something now
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Druggies don't do s**t like that.
XfishinjimX: there all fukan high
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Depends what they're on, but not many people can get a good gram of Purple Haze or Northern Lights near here so don't try that angle.
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: okai derek its the grl from spanish
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: and ur so0o00o00 meban 2 me
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: *mean
XfishinjimX has left the room.
Alanis Fan 101 has left the room.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: i think between the ghettoness and drug references people got scared.
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: ook im leavin lata
Guitarsatan666: yeah
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45 has left the room.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: exibit A.
Guitarsatan666: a bowlful of sponges
Comf0rtablyyNumb: (see above)
Comf0rtablyyNumb: a window with bird poo.
D2daC2daJ: huh
Guitarsatan666: the illegitimate lovechild of my uncle and your grandma
D2daC2daJ: ooo
D2daC2daJ: my moms a bitch
Comf0rtablyyNumb: the bed stains after your parents get drunk and giggle a lot.
D2daC2daJ: she wants me to help her n while im doin it she bitches about how i "act up" n s**t lol
Comf0rtablyyNumb: it happens/
Comf0rtablyyNumb: it works both ways though.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: get a ride to a place so you can hang out with your boyfriend and bitch about how slow she drives.
D2daC2daJ: but idont have a boyfriend
Comf0rtablyyNumb: i mean
Comf0rtablyyNumb: girlfriend.
D2daC2daJ: thank you
D2daC2daJ: c ept i dont have 1 of those eitha lol
Comf0rtablyyNumb: ah.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: then.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: friends house.
sweetpgirl414 has left the room.
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: nvm
D2daC2daJ: its johnston
Comf0rtablyyNumb: we're all druggies on the inside.
D2daC2daJ: lol
Comf0rtablyyNumb: I really wish I cared.
D2daC2daJ: yeah druggies didnt do it
D2daC2daJ: well the police r like doing something now
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Druggies don't do s**t like that.
XfishinjimX: there all fukan high
Comf0rtablyyNumb: Depends what they're on, but not many people can get a good gram of Purple Haze or Northern Lights near here so don't try that angle.
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: okai derek its the grl from spanish
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: and ur so0o00o00 meban 2 me
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: *mean
XfishinjimX has left the room.
Alanis Fan 101 has left the room.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: i think between the ghettoness and drug references people got scared.
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45: ook im leavin lata
Guitarsatan666: yeah
LoVeAbLeCuTiE45 has left the room.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: exibit A.
Guitarsatan666: a bowlful of sponges
Comf0rtablyyNumb: (see above)
Comf0rtablyyNumb: a window with bird poo.
D2daC2daJ: huh
Guitarsatan666: the illegitimate lovechild of my uncle and your grandma
D2daC2daJ: ooo
D2daC2daJ: my moms a bitch
Comf0rtablyyNumb: the bed stains after your parents get drunk and giggle a lot.
D2daC2daJ: she wants me to help her n while im doin it she bitches about how i "act up" n s**t lol
Comf0rtablyyNumb: it happens/
Comf0rtablyyNumb: it works both ways though.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: get a ride to a place so you can hang out with your boyfriend and bitch about how slow she drives.
D2daC2daJ: but idont have a boyfriend
Comf0rtablyyNumb: i mean
Comf0rtablyyNumb: girlfriend.
D2daC2daJ: thank you
D2daC2daJ: c ept i dont have 1 of those eitha lol
Comf0rtablyyNumb: ah.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: then.
Comf0rtablyyNumb: friends house.
sweetpgirl414 has left the room.
BAND NAMES, PART ONE
Guitarsatan666: band names with "nun" in them
Guitarsatan666: Fancy Nun
Fat Nun
Nun of the Septic
Nun Saturn and the Tooth
Edible Weed
Nun Butter of the Didactic Operator
Nun Sauce
Nun Tension
Godless Nun and the Surface
Nun Witch
Nun Moose
Loony Nun and the Green Sand
Speedy Case
Onions Falcon
Neato Buffalo of the Nun Riot
Nun Store
Nun Dressing and the Vomit
Nun Buffalo
Nun of the Avocado
Nun of the Buffalo
Nun Hobo
Nun Nurse
Nun of the Nibbled Bottle
Nun Park and the Previous Puke
Seventh Goon
Guitarsatan666: Fifth Nun
Eating Nun
Safe Nun and the Vapor
Raw Nun
Miserable Hallucination
Nun Fire
Nun Lemon
Nun Praying Mantis
Pudgy of the Nun
Painful Butt
Nun Horse and the Grouchy Witch
God of the Nun
Nun Deer
Nun of the Dangerous
Nun Tron and the Step-Brother
Flash Cloud
Nun Flash and the Navy Shop
Second Lady
Nun Tomato
Sugar Nun
Nun Bottle
Nun Nectarine
Nun Sky
Nun Creek
Extra-Strength Nun and the Beer
D2daC2daJ: o
D2daC2daJ: Extra-Strength Nun and the Beer ??
Guitarsatan666: Nun Spore and the Widow
Killing Nun
Psycho Cousin
Blind Butt and the Futuristic Judge
Nun Water and the Silver #45
Rapid Mortal of the Nun Stone
Shaved Fire and the Nun Filth
Nun Cabbage
Wet of the Ivori
Juicy Counselor
Nun of the Lassie
Knowing Nun
Fall River
Nun Particle and the Hammer
Flabby Cherry
Nun History and the Chimp
Nun Crocodile
Nun Essence
Nun Culture and the Cosmic Egg
Nun Equinox
Lanky Nun and the Deleted Ozone
Grody Nun
Hopeless Girlfriend
Nun Guilt
Nun Dad
Guitarsatan666: yep
Guitarsatan666: Rewetting Uncle
Nun Cucumber
Nun Henry and the Mega Swan
Natural Flea
Juicy Puppet
Fierce Nun
Psychotic Nun
Nun Hobo of the Demonic Beach
Nun Sadness
Nun Crocodile
Nun Step-Mother
Nun Girlfriend
Nun Puppet
Miscarriage of the Peanut
Reindeer Father
Nun Graduate
Nun Kumquat
Nun Blanket and the Rubber
Nun Fighter
Dumping Nun
Nun Her
Nun Cucumber and the Third Dirt
Nun Fight
Wilted Nun
Nun Carrot
These previous AIM conversations were all real. I am Guitarsatan666. | |
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Prometheus, in Greek myths, was a member of the earliest race of gods, called Titans. Prometheus' father was Iapetus, and his mother was either Themis or Clymene.
The god Zeus plotted to destroy humanity by depriving the earth of fire. Prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to human beings. Zeus punished him by ordering him bound to a remote peak in the Caucasus Mountains. An eagle came to devour Prometheus' liver every day, and the liver grew back each night. After Prometheus had suffered for many centuries, the hero Hercules killed the eagle and set Prometheus free.
How this applies to me? Several people have threatened to tie me to a mountaintop and eat my liver. That is all. | |
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"earz
Über-Commander
116 points January 16, 2005 @ 03:06:31 pm
yeah me neither... but kinda turns me on to picture that... im sick "
(in response to my stating that i had just finished jerking off)
Now, earz, you're 15? What do you think of, heh heh, younger men? I know there's no chance, I just like to make myself feel like people are made horny by things I say. I think if you knew me the idea of me spanking my sausage wouldn't be that pretty of a thought. | |
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| What's wrong with masturbation? Nothing I can think of. I do it all the time! In fact, I just finished right now. | |
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My first guitar was a mid-40's Hyostar classical. MY previous guitar was a brandy new Jay Turser Tele-imitation hunk of shiite. That's all i got.
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| you ever have your nutsack stuck to your thigh and then try to unstick it by spreading your legs and it just keeps stretching? No? Neither have i, it was just a question i thought i'd ask. | |
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