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15/M/Toronto, Canada
Join Date: Mar 2008 |
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M'kay, so last night I went to the ER 'cause I fell off a stool onto my rib. I thought I would share with you guys the conversation I had with the doctor.
Doctor: Okay, so did you hit your head or feet when you fell down.
Me: Yeah, I hit my foot
Doctor: Oh so no head or foot injuries?
Me: Well, it hurts to put any ammount of pressure on it.
Doctor: So you rib is the only concern then?
Me: No... My foot hurts to walk on it.
Doctor: *ignores what I said* Okay, I just need to check your rib now, could you lie down.
Me: Okay... (by this point I pretty much gave up).
So later I went to get my rib X-rayed. It turns out it was "only a bruise".
But hot dang does it hurt. | |
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So, I was playing ping pong with my brother yesterday and out of the blue he (unintentionally) sacks me with a football. Ouch. But for some reason instead of rolling around in pain, my first instinct was to start cleaning. And so I did.
But that's not all. Just now I tripped over a stool (no not the poop kind) and broke like every bone in my foot (not really… but it still hurt… a lot…), so what did I do? I noticed a mess over in the corner and started to clean.
I don’t get it either…
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So I almost only posted this because I felt like rhyming, but its true.
Over the past couple months I've noticed that it takes me around 3x the expected time for clinical drugs to kick in.
Its a curse, but if someone were to attempt to sedate me and stick me in a fruit cellar and prod me with pointy things, I think I could stand a chance before they could do so!
I think I should be a "supa spy" when I get older. What do you guys think? | |
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Just a quick reminder to all of you who live in the same time zone as me: Earth Hour is in 45 minuets (give or take). Turn off everything electrical and play cards with some friends or something!
I'm going to play probe and baffle everyone with my medical terminology. 
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So I always knew the Legend of Zelda cartoon was the second crappiest TV show on the planet (the Mario one would be the first), but this is just ridiculous… like seriously… I had no idea that Link said his catch phrase so many times in 14 episodes.
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Last night at the ER
