WARNING: I am a grotesquely, hideous & monstrous wildebeast, so save yourself and do not attempt to contact me for sexual and/or dating purposes.

Please note that I am not new to TFS, so there is no reason for you to "welcome" me to the site & tell me how wonderful everyone is around here. I have frequented the place on and off for a few years now, but I am extremely busy so lack the time to play around as much. This is why I have so many points even though you may have only seen me post a handful of times. There is absolutely nothing magical nor sinister about it.