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treebee
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157564 points | I think i will sell my house next year
September 01, 2008 @ 10:20:29 am | I was thinking about it last night. If I sell my house I can be completely debt free. Financially i will be better off if i sell my place and rent somewhere for a while.
It may sound like property ladder suicide but actually im not staying in the UK and in order to emigrate i need to be debt free, hassle free, possession free with some lovely money in my account.
There is no way i can acumulate any cash at the moment, with the weight of the mortgage and loans around my neck.
For a little while last night that kind of financial freedom just hit me and it felt so good. And its not just about the money, its about letting go of all the crap around me, the furniture, the clothes that dont fit, the baby toys in the attic, the s**tty garden fence that falls down every year, the toilet that wont flush, the kitchen lights that flicker, the chavvy kids who kick a football at my car every day.
I want to take my money and my kids and leave and start over again.  13 comments | Reply |
treebee
UM - BONGO
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157564 points | Weird mood today
August 26, 2008 @ 11:07:21 am | I am going all high maintenance for some reason. Mr Treebs is so busy right now, why is it when he is at his most stressed and needs me to be strong that i suddenly become emotional and ridiculous?
Its not normones, i can rule that out for sure. I am pretty tired. Last night i was in bed and it was one of those nights. Where you cant sleep and you are stone cold sober and all of a sudden those tiny niggling doubts at the back of your head, the ones you can push away in daylight all come at me like a monster from under the bed.
I drive myself into the most pathetic state for absolutely no reason.
Today i am so tired and kinda mad at myself for leaning on him when he is at breaking point. Yet he still can say "I love you baby, think positive".
My bank called, some early 20 something bitch, threatening to close my account of 18 years over a £10 overdraft. She asked if i read the letters they send me. I told them most of what they send me is s**t anyways.
She asks me why is my account under stress? Why? school holidays, long month, August, the sun sets in the west, the government taxes, price of food, petrol what f**king business of hers?
She is threatening to close my account if i dont pay £10 in today.
I sure hope her husband doesnt leave her with 2 kids and no income later on in her life. Good luck finding childcare and feeding and clothing those kids. Make sure your account doesnt go over by £10 because its VERY serious.
Pffft in a way that stupid bitch kinda pulled it into perspective for me. It made me realise that stupid c**ts will always be out there and somehow i take reassurance in this and can remain sane for another day.6 comments | Reply |
treebee
UM - BONGO
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157564 points | Thats it Im off to join clown school or hunt big foot
August 15, 2008 @ 07:27:32 pm |  one or the other9 comments | Reply |
erlend
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22966 points | Erlend's Slightly Inappropriate Song Parodies #1
August 14, 2008 @ 05:08:13 pm | Loosely based on a true story.
Melody: Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door
verse 1
Man, you are a friend to me
We're roomies, never had a fight
But something breaks the harmony
When your girlfriend screams into the night
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take it anymore
You never hear me banging on the door
Too busy banging on that whore
verse 2
I'm hearing more than I can take
Doesn't she ever get sore?
The walls around me start to shake
There goes my poster of Al Gore
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take this anymore
I'm always banging on the door
Drop the volume on that whore...
verse 3
I can't live here anymore
I'll pack my things, get out the door
I'll just do my final chore
And clean your come off my floor
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take it anymore
You never hear me banging on the door
Too busy banging on your whore...
(repeat until bored)3 comments | Reply |
erlend
Ogler
22966 points | Tak!
August 13, 2008 @ 07:54:54 am | | I pulled something in my left thumb a couple of days ago, and now I can't reach with it, lest pain shoots through my entire arm and makes me scream like a girl. Alas! You don't realize how much reaching you normally do until it starts hurting like burning hell. 6 comments | Reply |
treebee
UM - BONGO
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157564 points | Freaky
August 11, 2008 @ 10:27:43 am | OMG you know when something really strange happens like:
Just now i was thinking of someone and all of a sudden a song came on the radio which makes me think of them - this song isnt normally on the playlist on capital. I know its coincidence but  11 comments | Reply |
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ok the stupid Kevin Bishop show is on, which i HATE but i cant be arsed to move and they just had a thing that said about a new gladiator called UM BONGO 
