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Meister 1096 points
20/M/Borger, Texas Join Date: Dec 2005 |
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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
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Enough of that crap . . .
The donkey later came back and bit the s**t out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
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 shaggyjebus
Monk 35882 points | | Well, it doesn't always come back to bite you. I mean, what if you shoot the old donkey after he gets out of the well, for fear that he will bite you? That way, he can't bite you because you've already killed him. |
 nikola
Meister 1096 points | | no, his friends would've heard about it and go and bit you for him. |
 shaggyjebus
Monk 35882 points | nikola said: no, his friends would've heard about it and go and bit you for him.
True. I'd forgotten how vengeful those donkeys can be.  |
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