Top Ten Things That Haven't Happened In New York In 18 Years


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Top Ten Things That Haven't Happened In New York In 18 Years
January 23, 2006 @ 03:01:42 pm

I'm in New York today, so I decided to make a Top Ten list about it.

10. Rupert Jee's Hello Deli passing a health inspection.

9. An American winning the New York Marathon.

8. My saying the words "Ralph Macchio."

7. The Late Show doing something about balcony louse problem.

6. Regis Philbin sitting quietly for an hour.

5. Carol Channing having sex.

4. Me having sex.

3. Me having sex with Carol Channing.

2. Carol Channing telling me "Don't worry, it happens to everyone."

1. The #1 on a Top Ten List actually being funny

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treebee UM - BONGO Über-Administrator 163312 points	January 23, 2006 @ 03:03:30 pm
	I thought #10 was good

nikola Meister 1096 points	January 23, 2006 @ 03:18:47 pm
	#4 was sad, I'm 18 years old and still havent had sex.

treebee UM - BONGO Über-Administrator 163312 points	January 23, 2006 @ 03:34:28 pm
	nikola said: #4 was sad, I'm 18 years old and still havent had sex. Most Men loose thier virginity between 17 and 25 - there is still hope for you

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