"TFS Joker"  nikola
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20/M/Borger, Texas
Join Date: Dec 2005 |
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Points to Ponder
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# Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.
# Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
# Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
# Stupidity got us into this mess... why can't it get us out?
# Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
# Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
# Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly, and for the same reason.
# There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.
# People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that
Benjamin Franklin said it first.
# It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
# Indecision is the key to flexibility.
# If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
# I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
# I am in shape. Round is a shape.
# Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
# A day without sunshine is like night.
# I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
# I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though.
# You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair
that you once got from a roller coaster.
# The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
# Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
# Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
# Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
# Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
# You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you
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joni
Mega Über-Meister
4962 points | nikola said:
# Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
haha I used to put that in every one of my essays back in the good old days of middle school. Mrs. Hodges loved it. That and the Dolly Parsons quote: "A peacock that sits on it's feathers is just another turkey." Or something like that.... |
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