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HiImDan
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27857 points | It's like my grandpa always said....
December 03, 2008 @ 06:54:31 pm | You're not drunk til you have to hold onto the gra** to keep from falling off the earth 8 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
27857 points | My uncle suffers from saloon arthritis...
December 02, 2008 @ 01:26:04 pm | every night he's stiff in another joint 3 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
27857 points | A promise at work is like the glass on a fire alarm
December 01, 2008 @ 07:22:16 pm | It's made to be broken 6 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
27857 points | Thought I was getting harassed by the second district again....
November 30, 2008 @ 09:38:05 pm | Cop asked me "do you know why I stopped you"? I said "cuz your lonely and you've never been with a big guy before"? Now he wants me to meet him at the Donut Connection! 6 comments | Reply |
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HiImDan
Ogler
27857 points | As we age, our priorities change ...
November 27, 2008 @ 06:33:01 pm |
The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, I tied her up and went fishing...
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HiImDan
Ogler
27857 points | Ever get Vuja De?
November 27, 2008 @ 02:12:34 am | The feeling you've never been somewhere before?  7 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
27857 points | Stand back! I ate onions and beans....
November 26, 2008 @ 02:13:34 pm | now I got tear gas 12 comments | Reply |
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