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erlend
Ogler
22853 points | Erlend's Slightly Inappropriate Song Parodies #1
August 14, 2008 @ 05:08:13 pm | Loosely based on a true story.
Melody: Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door
verse 1
Man, you are a friend to me
We're roomies, never had a fight
But something breaks the harmony
When your girlfriend screams into the night
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take it anymore
You never hear me banging on the door
Too busy banging on that whore
verse 2
I'm hearing more than I can take
Doesn't she ever get sore?
The walls around me start to shake
There goes my poster of Al Gore
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take this anymore
I'm always banging on the door
Drop the volume on that whore...
verse 3
I can't live here anymore
I'll pack my things, get out the door
I'll just do my final chore
And clean your come off my floor
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take it anymore
You never hear me banging on the door
Too busy banging on your whore...
(repeat until bored)3 comments | Reply |
erlend
Ogler
22853 points | Tak!
August 13, 2008 @ 07:54:54 am | | I pulled something in my left thumb a couple of days ago, and now I can't reach with it, lest pain shoots through my entire arm and makes me scream like a girl. Alas! You don't realize how much reaching you normally do until it starts hurting like burning hell. 6 comments | Reply |
markfox01
Über-Monkey
57434 points | Life and all that Jazz...
August 12, 2008 @ 10:44:12 am | | You know if its not one thing its another and then another... This year has been f**king terriable and its getting worse, and you know I look back on my life and think... well to be honest my life hasnt really been a bed of roses.. More... | 4 comments | Reply |
markfox01
Über-Monkey
57434 points | And now there is something else...
August 11, 2008 @ 03:13:32 pm | | So last week, it was the car being written off, oh and crashed.. and there was a few other personal things this year.. now... well now... the misses is going to be made redundant.... More... | 7 comments | Reply |
markfox01
Über-Monkey
57434 points | Its written off..
August 08, 2008 @ 03:03:04 pm | Yep my misses car, 2 year old vauxall corsa with damage to the nearside wheel assembly because of a 20mph aqua plain into a curb.. the car has been written off.. leaving my girl friend stranded 100miles away, and getting pissy at me cause i told her thats what will happen.. there is a thing called economic repair..
More... | 10 comments | Reply |
markfox01
Über-Monkey
57434 points | I feel so useless...
August 08, 2008 @ 08:21:34 am | | I just had a full brown disagreement with the misses fox, If you cast your mind back to tuesday, She crashed the car, 100miles away.. More... | 6 comments | Reply |
markfox01
Über-Monkey
57434 points | Im going to die of high blood pressure..
August 05, 2008 @ 12:56:56 pm | | What a week! Im on my own this week as the misses i up with the inlaws, and on wednesday she has to have an important treatment to get rid of abnormal cells. Scary stuff enough for her... More... | 6 comments | Reply |
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