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17/F/Texarkana, Texas
Join Date: Feb 2008

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Age: 17
Gender: F
Location: Texarkana
Texas
United States
Posts: 94
PLS: ? 54.98
Joined:: Feb 04, 2008
Last on: Apr 03, 2008
Profile Views: 39
Reputation: 3

 
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HiImDan


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Broke up with my girlfriend fur religious reasons.....
October 13, 2008 @ 02:10:25 pm
I'm Pentecostal, she's satan

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HiImDan


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I'm gonna be a grandpa!
October 13, 2008 @ 04:13:23 am
Say what??? OK, I'll explain. Remember the dude that calls me dad for the passed couple years? He recently got married, joined the Marines and now his wife announced she's preggo! I'll bug him for a picture of his wife...

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HiImDan


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My girlfriend and I broke up.....
October 12, 2008 @ 08:53:10 pm
she wanted to get married and I didn't want her to

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HiImDan


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I bet on a horse ten to one.....
October 12, 2008 @ 08:11:10 am
it didn't come in til half past five

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HiImDan


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My sister-in-law loves a sale, she'll buy anything that's marked "down"
October 12, 2008 @ 12:12:10 am
last week she bought an escalator

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HiImDan


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Always keep a smile on your face...
October 10, 2008 @ 07:16:17 pm
cuz it'd look silly anywhere else

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HiImDan


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The noblest dog is a hot dog.....
October 10, 2008 @ 08:23:12 am
cuz it feeds the hand that bites it! Sorry....

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HiImDan


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I feel like I've been eaten by a yak and pooped over a cliff....
October 09, 2008 @ 08:58:44 pm
New neighbors, NOISY neighbors! I think the Beverly Hillbillies are movin' in next door. For starters they need a muffler on their truck. In fact, they need a new truck, this one's seen better days, like the 1950's. There's a rope holding this thing's trunk shut and there's no tailgate. They're putting so much junk next door it looks like Sanford and Son. The 70s called, they want their sit coms back... Well, at least the snitches are gone, but at what cost? Stay tuned....

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HiImDan


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This chick told me I was good looking in a way.....
October 08, 2008 @ 04:59:33 am
I said "in what way?" She said "a way off"

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HiImDan


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I'm DanDruff and I approve this message.....
October 07, 2008 @ 06:01:39 pm
OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel @$$!

Had enough? Vote for Druff! DanDruff for president!

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