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oompa_loompa
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2374 points | Hello
October 29, 2008 @ 04:43:08 pm | I haven't been here in ages. I'm sure no one remembers me. Hows everyone?
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Forget_About_Me
Victory is mine!
Über-Moderator
67670 points | Creepy
October 16, 2008 @ 09:12:46 pm | I had some Teddy Grahams the other day, and I just looked over and there is a single Teddy Graham head propped up against my perfume bottle. Just a head, nothing more. It looks so creepy. I tried to get a picture, but it didn't turn out very well.
These are Teddy Grahams, in case anyone isn't aware of them.
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Forget_About_Me
Victory is mine!
Über-Moderator
67670 points | It's Almost 5AM
October 15, 2008 @ 08:52:45 am | | I cannot sleep. I've been lying in bed for almost 2 hours, yet have not felt even the slightest bit tired. I've been like that for a while now and it sucks. MUST....SLEEEP..... 5 comments | Reply |
Erlend
Ogler
23449 points | Stuff I have yet to state my opinion on
October 12, 2008 @ 01:27:53 pm | Thanks to some friendly suggestions, I now have some stuff to keep me going around here (apart from all you wonderful people  ).
- Potatoes
- Breasts1 comments | Reply |
Erlend
Ogler
23449 points | Why I don't spend much time on here anymore
October 12, 2008 @ 01:18:08 pm | I'm all out of opinions.
I've stated my case on gun laws, capital punishment, the climate, George W. Bush, China, Europe, masturbation, rice porridge and horses.
What's there to get upset about now?!  9 comments | Reply |
Erlend
Ogler
23449 points | Erlend's Slightly Inappropriate Song Parodies #1
August 14, 2008 @ 05:08:13 pm | Loosely based on a true story.
Melody: Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door
verse 1
Man, you are a friend to me
We're roomies, never had a fight
But something breaks the harmony
When your girlfriend screams into the night
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take it anymore
You never hear me banging on the door
Too busy banging on that whore
verse 2
I'm hearing more than I can take
Doesn't she ever get sore?
The walls around me start to shake
There goes my poster of Al Gore
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take this anymore
I'm always banging on the door
Drop the volume on that whore...
verse 3
I can't live here anymore
I'll pack my things, get out the door
I'll just do my final chore
And clean your come off my floor
chorus
F***, f***, f***ing that stupid whore
I can't take it anymore
You never hear me banging on the door
Too busy banging on your whore...
(repeat until bored)3 comments | Reply |
Erlend
Ogler
23449 points | Tak!
August 13, 2008 @ 07:54:54 am | | I pulled something in my left thumb a couple of days ago, and now I can't reach with it, lest pain shoots through my entire arm and makes me scream like a girl. Alas! You don't realize how much reaching you normally do until it starts hurting like burning hell. 6 comments | Reply |
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