Mary was born and raised in a small town in central Florida. Now, she knows what you're thinking. 'A small town in central Florida? That sounds boring as s**t!' And you'd be right.
She's a bit of a jet-setter. Despite owning a Toyota, she spends money on travel instead of, I dunno, getting rid of her piece of s**t car.
She's just kidding. Her Toyota Yaris Hatchback ROCKS, even though it looks like a golfcart.
She is currently a senior in college, majoring in something she'll never use. For serious.
Career plans include marrying rich, and having children.
She has a pet turtle, Homer. She used to have a fish, but he died. Yes, she failed at fish.

Someone who doesn't suck