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Über-Commander
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17/NA/shippensburg, Pennsylvania
Join Date: Dec 2006 |
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i really borad and having nothing to do just chilling kin my cla** at school so hit me up ok | |
Kasabian
Minister
12738 points | | wheres bungle? |
lil_jay
Über-Commander
155 points | | yea what u talking bout whats bungle |
Kasabian
Minister
12738 points | lil_jay said:
yea what u talking bout whats bungle
did you enjoy taking his arse virginity? |
lil_jay
Über-Commander
155 points | | well fist im a virgin so what the hell are you talking bout are u like a fag hater |
Kasabian
Minister
12738 points | lil_jay said:
well fist im a virgin so what the hell are you talking bout are u like a fag hater
apologies
thought you av and name had a double entendré |
lil_jay
Über-Commander
155 points | | well hey i dont know what ur talking bout can u speak in eglish |
Kasabian
Minister
12738 points | lil_jay said:
well hey i dont know what ur talking bout can u speak in eglish
no
I only speak english and american sorry  |
steveuk
Minister
12635 points | English you mean?
The Rainbow is the international symbol for gay people |
lil_jay
Über-Commander
155 points | yea i know so who are u  |
treacle
Über-Monkey
52130 points | | Rainbow was a kids show. Bungle was one of the characters, along with zippy and george |
Kasabian
Minister
12738 points | treacle said: Rainbow was a kids show. Bungle was one of the characters, along with zippy and george
what about rod jane and freddy? |
treacle
Über-Monkey
52130 points | Yes. But they are the 2 main characters. Stop splitting hairs kasabian  |
lil_jay
Über-Commander
155 points | | was it like a reallly old show oer what i nevere herd of it |
Kasabian
Minister
12738 points | treacle said: Yes. But they are the 2 main characters. Stop splitting hairs kasabian
the main character was a human calleed..... (cant remember his name atm) who now drives taxis. |
Kasabian
Minister
12738 points | GEOFREY !
classic rainbow moments :-
The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...
Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "
George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit
Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,
Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"
Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"
George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.
Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"
Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?
Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"
Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"
George: "Let's sing that plucking song."
Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.
Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."
Roger: "Banging can be fun."
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."
Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on
everybody get your instruments out."
Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,
you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,
ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."
Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."
"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."
Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget ....
to get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye." |
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