@kpharriso Said

Pretty much...

You're gonna photoshop yourself into a dominatrix costume?

Lol, we made one cute one, the rest looked creepy, like they had adult faces and tiny mouths...

@eternus_somnium Said

I could do that, I said photoshoot but since I don't have a real dominatrix costume..

Oh damn... weirdo kids, get em away from meeeeeee

@kpharriso Said

Oh, I read photoshop Oops

It's ok, they're not real, our real kids would be much cuter

@eternus_somnium Said

No worries, that's probably a better idea anyway, if I knew how to use photoshop well

True, true.. we're both too attractive to have ugly kids

@kpharriso Said

Hire a professional

Exactly Our daugthers would hate us though, big hips and big boobs would be coming there way

@eternus_somnium Said

I don't want some random person seeing me in black leather and chains

Nahhh, curves are sexy And you made a grammar mistake!

@kpharriso Said

Fair enough, I don't think I would either.

That's true, but unless the 'ideal figure' changes, they'll probably hate them. With 'daughters'? I wasn't sure what was correct because daughter's doesn't seem right...

@eternus_somnium Said

Exactly

We'll teach them to love them And no, you said there instead of their. Though daughters was spelled wrong, Opera told me so when I quoted it

@kpharriso Said

That's true, we'll show them how awesome they are FML, I did too! I really need to learn to read over my writing properly, yeah FF told me that too, but I cbf'd working out why it was wrong, I'm too tired

@eternus_somnium Said

They will love themselves very much It's ok sweetie, I've done it before myself (*GASP*) Yeah it's one of those words where I'm like "f*** it I KNOW IT'S WRONG"

@kpharriso Said

They had better I hate that I'm hypocritical about this sort of stuff

@eternus_somnium Said

My brain says: "Love yourselves.. or be punished, because dammit, you're pretty and you're not gonna have the f***ing problems we had as teenagers, you hear us?!"
And that makes you even more of a hypocrite, does it not? Confusing...

@kpharriso Said

That's what I was thinking "Love yourselves or you're grounded, I am not letting you be like I was".
I know

@eternus_somnium Said

Our poor daughters will love themselves but have no freedom.
It's ok sweetheart, everyone is a hypocrite anyway *pats head*

@kpharriso Said

We won't be that bad, I think we'd be cool parents But not too cool, we'd find the right balance (hopefully).
This is true