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Murphy's Monopoly Laws...
February 22, 2008 @ 11:28:24 am

I was held against my will last might and forced to play monopoly with my parents and brother. While sat in my little world of boredom I noticed these random Murphy Law type forces at work...

The Banker

-Is always the worst mathematician.

-Will shortchange you.

-Will give everyone else extra.

Jail

-At the beginning of the game, when you need to be out getting property, you won't be able to stay out of jail.

-When you have all the property you need, you won't be able to get IN out of the way of those nasty big rents.

Rents

-The poorest person will have to pay all the biggest rents.

-Putting houses or hotels on your property decreases the chaces of anyone actually landing on them.

And lastly...

-It's always the quiet one.

Anyone else got any more?

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treebee UM - BONGO Über-Administrator 163331 points	February 22, 2008 @ 11:30:11 am
	The boot never wins.

colonelbleep Debater 5339 points	February 22, 2008 @ 11:31:22 am
	Your game goes just like mine. I hate that game!

kimmispoors Über-General 652 points	February 22, 2008 @ 11:35:40 am
	hehe I know monopoly sucks. shame the rest of my family love it to bits. and yes being the boot stinks I'm always the dog.

Silver_Lining Monk 38474 points	February 22, 2008 @ 11:36:04 am
	That is so true.. Also the banker is always the one who is most likely to cheat

Vinni88 Über-Minister 16960 points	February 22, 2008 @ 11:44:39 am
	im terrible at games like monopoly i just loose money all the time but theres a game call "go for broke" where ur ment to loose ur money im ok at that

Silver_Lining Monk 38474 points	February 22, 2008 @ 11:47:58 am
	vinni88 said: im terrible at games like monopoly i just loose money all the time but theres a game call "go for broke" where ur ment to loose ur money im ok at that Oh, my friend was telling me about that game and how good it is

kimmispoors Über-General 652 points	February 22, 2008 @ 11:48:09 am
	vinni88 said: im terrible at games like monopoly i just loose money all the time but theres a game call "go for broke" where ur ment to loose ur money im ok at that that sounds like a game most people would be mint at losing money is sooooooo much easier than getting it.

Lord_DJ Minister 13644 points	February 22, 2008 @ 06:46:38 pm
	not just monoply that i lose money at...

kimmispoors Über-General 652 points	February 22, 2008 @ 06:50:43 pm
	lord_dj said: not just monoply that i lose money at... hehe me neither. my LITTLE brother has more money than me

drgoofymofo Debater 6846 points	February 22, 2008 @ 11:46:06 pm
	kimmispoors said: hehe I know monopoly sucks. shame the rest of my family love it to bits. and yes being the boot stinks I'm always the dog. I am the dog Because I get to hump the car.

kimmispoors Über-General 652 points	February 23, 2008 @ 05:53:19 pm
	drgoofymofo said: I am the dog Because I get to hump the car. right... not quite seeing the connection but hey whatever

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