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Catholics take 3??
April 29, 2008 @ 02:19:53 am

Well. After all that has happened I figured I would never have to even bring up this crap again. I took some of your Christian advice and did just as you "would have done" in my shoes. Just to catch everyone up, I had a run-in with a catholic missionary going door to door and spreading the word. He tried to get me too but I told him I wasn't interested and the peaceful man turned hostile on me. I eventually got him to leave and the following week he shows up again with the priest from his church. I received an apology and was talked to by the priest about joining them for ma** worship but I told him no thanks and he too turned somewhat hostile but not as bad as the other guy mainly just attacking my "beliefs". They both left and I thought that was the end of it. But Boy was I ever wrong!!!! I got home from a long day at the hospital and not even 15 minutes after sitting down and finish a conversation with my wife, I hear a knock at my door. I figured it was the pesky neighbors across the street that always want to come and swim in my pool. I open the door and see three ladies. One of them was about my age and two older ones. I guess I was the big talk at their ma** last week or this week rather. They introduced themselves and I put my guard up right away. I quickly began to think of things to say to possible questions they had. They wanted entry into my home and for once these churchies were being very nice. But I knew something was up and I told them that I just got home from work and that I was in severe pain, very tired and to please have a nice day. They insisted in trying to come into my house. I told them to please respect my wishes and to leave. But as I began to shut the door one of them tried to I SHIT YOU NOT.. tried to open my screen door (Which was bolted). I looked at her and asked her what their problem was. ( YES I KNOW I COULD HAVE JUST SHUT THE DOOR BUT I HAVE HAD NO FOOD YET AND THEY CAUGHT ME INA VERY CRANKY MOOD) They told me that they cannot let me keep going in my current path of destruction. WHAT IN HELLS NAME POSSESSED THEM TO DO THAT??

so I pulled up a chair and sat in front of the screen door and told them they had 2 minutes to say what you came to say after that I'm calling the police. You could tell that the younger lady was a bit shaken by the older woman’s reactions and sudden hostility. so I focused on her and I made it my goal to break her faith.

I let the Older Women talk which most of it was in circles saying the same s**t the Priest and the other dude said. Of course by this time the neighbors are all standing by their windows and enjoying the show.
After all was said and done, they went over the 2 minutes and I told them it was 4 past their mark. They insisted in my responses to their questions.. So i told them. Yes I have accepted your lord and Savior as My own but nothing happened and I now have no faith and do NOT believe he existed. They were shocked of course.
I said. No I will not accept him now, No i do not want to attend your church, NO I do not think I'm going to hell and then I told them they were going to hell and gave them a brief History cla** and one of the older women and the young one began to have doubts I could tell by the look in their eyes. The other one was very aggressive and stuck in her ways.
I asked them why they saw fit the need to hara** me in my own home.
they stood there in silence and told me they weren't harassing me when my neighbor said yes you are you stupid bitch!!

I also asked them the general questions asked to many Catholics. You know the ones about the virgin, the saints and blah rituals.
I again went into another history cla** with them and somehow. I could tell they were beginning to doubt themselves. Then one the aggressive one began to pray and asking the Lord to help her get rid of those devious thoughts and blah blah blah and basically they called me a demon and that I was possessed by an evil spirit. So I played along and gave them a crazy look and then told them I was going to eat their souls and the reason they couldn't get across the screen door was because of my demonic aura.

I gave the EYE BALL and told them that if they continued their futile quest in my home that I would haunt and torment their children and them in their dreams.

I have to admit, it was pretty darn funny to see them look at me like I was a monster. and then.. OOOH... they f**king sprayed me.. the bitches f**king sprayed me with water.. HOLY FUCKING WATER. (now that I look back I should have pretended to go into seizure and start talking in tongues) but I was pissed. My neighbor had already called the sheriff and just as I was going to get them back he pulls in to my drive way walks to them and asks if there was a problem. I told him the ladies were refusing to leave the premises and that they had assaulted me with religious rituals and doused me in holy water.
The deputy laughed and told them that they had 30 seconds to get in their vehicle and drive away or he would take them in. I told him thanks he smiled and took some info but I didn't file a report. He said they have been having problems with people like that a lot recently. He went on his way and I came straight here to get this while it was still fresh.
So what the Fuck?
Why must I continue to be tortured by mindless religious robots?
Why can't you just leave people alone? I'm about to start pretending I'm a Homosexual Satanist and put dead rats on stick all over my yard to ward off the "good" spirits...

Well any who
that was my rant for this day and possibly week.
let's see who has a problem with this time.

Go ahead Christians.. bring it on

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adrinachrome Über-Minister 15303 points	April 29, 2008 @ 02:33:43 am 0 Kudos
	repent and serve my catholic god JS! Seriously you should have just closed the door, they like trying to convince you to follow their faith (i am guessing that maybe they get paid by the hour ). That kinda s**t is gonna give you an ulcer, do what I do and tell them you're Jewish, that usually works.

jonnythan Abominable Snowman 86644 points	April 29, 2008 @ 02:37:25 am 0 Kudos
	Why did you even engage them in dialog? Say, in no uncertain terms, to get off your property immediately or you will call the police. If they do not do so, pick up the phone and dial the police right in front of them.

charger Minister 11794 points	April 29, 2008 @ 02:42:26 am 0 Kudos
	i think juan likes messing with them ,but i could be wrong!

juansmith

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April 29, 2008 @ 04:18:02 am

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I know.. I shouldn't have entertained them. and you are totally right johnythan.
charger., I actually did enjoy messing with them this time. For that I am Guilty. I was just trying to turn my already crappy day around. and I did use them as a scapegoat. THIS TIME.
And adrinacrhome. last time I used this against other religions i usually get the same treatment. MAYBE it's me maybe I there's something about me that attracts religious people?

But Like I said on the post.. I was in pain just gotten off work on percoset and a vicodin with no food, a bad combo.
I was cranky and I got mine this time. no more pushing around I sat there and let them talk to me through the door.

juansmith Über Master Debater 8804 points	April 29, 2008 @ 09:19:18 am 0 Kudos
	So why exactly was I just given a neg Kudo for?

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