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Über-Monkey
57216 points
19/M/Stirling, United Kingdom
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Feeling oddly horny tonight, tis rather frustrating. Anyways still not over my gf and still not feeling ready to move on, but at a stage of sexual frustration that is almost eclipsing the feelings of sadness I still feel about my ex.
GRR! | |
semi_precious_stone
Ogler
23405 points | I would say make a date with your hand, but you didn't like it last time I said that. 
But desperate times... if all else fails just crack one off - will do you the world of good  |
jmo
Über-Monkey
57216 points | semi_precious_stone said: I would say make a date with your hand, but you didn't like it last time I said that.
But desperate times... if all else fails just crack one off - will do you the world of good
Um, thanks for the advice I think.
Tis always good when people on the internet tell you to have a wank, lol. |
dayslikethese
Mega Über-Meister
3032 points | I'm hoping your mum and sis aren't at it again tonight.   |
halloween
Debater
6306 points | | tis truelly a bastard in your times of sexual and emotion starvation i can but empathise. Beyond the friendship of a wrist, which is a cold love and you are amongst cold times but you can but wait for the next outing and hope that is sooner rather than later. |
halloween
Debater
6306 points | i am drinking.....  |
semi_precious_stone
Ogler
23405 points | jmo said:
Um, thanks for the advice I think.
Tis always good when people on the internet tell you to have a wank, lol.
Lol - you know me.
My answer to everything is to have a wank. I may be 23, but it is still the best advice I have given, or been given |
jmo
Über-Monkey
57216 points | I would set up the 'TFSERS WANK CLUB' where we all have a wank so I don't feel so alone, but I have a feeling thats against TOS.
Btw, Laura, your pornographic eating paterns aint helping matters!  |
semi_precious_stone
Ogler
23405 points | Seriously though dude.
Randy or not, if you are not over your ex, it is not the right time to be pursuing a relationship with another la** right now.
It isn't fair on her or on you.
My advice in that respect is to just hold out until you are feeling better about being single and apart from your ex - and then go on the prowl  |
jmo
Über-Monkey
57216 points | semi_precious_stone said: Seriously though dude.
Randy or not, if you are not over your ex, it is not the right time to be pursuing a relationship with another la** right now.
It isn't fair on her or on you.
My advice in that respect is to just hold out until you are feeling better about being single and apart from your ex - and then go on the prowl
I know, wish I could get over her though, but for some reason I just can't.
It's really annoying, but I made the decision a while ago not to go out and find a quine just for the sake of sex or an attempt to get over Dani, and I'm sticking to that decision. |
x_Laura_x
Abominable Snowman
83321 points |
In case you can't hear the lyrics too weel -
What do you do in the middle of the night
When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep
And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut
And the light is out and the room is dark
And the curtains drawn and you're on your own
Your bed is warm and your dream is rude
And your hand's restless and your knob is hard
Have a wank! Have a wank!
Have a mutha f**kin' wank!
I'm getting out my cock
I pull my foreskin back
I reveal my acorn
And give it a little smack
I'm thinking of ladies
Playing with their vulva's
And inserting objects
Into their women's areas
What do you do in the middle of the day
When the TV's s**t and there's nothing on
When you got no money and you got no beer
And you've read the paper from cover to cover
Radio's playing a pile of s**t like Darius Danesh and Robbie Williams
Who are the two biggest c**ts in the whole wide world!!
Have a wank!
Have a mutha f**kin' wank!
I'm getting out my cock
I'm gonna wank for Britain
I'm cumming in a sock
And then I'll put my kit on
I'm wanking as if
My life depended on it
I'm picturing some tits
I'm imagining a clit
Come on, come on,
Come and have a wank with me
Come on, come on,
Come and have a wank with me
Come on, come on,
Come and have a wank with me
Come on, come on,
Come and have a wank with me
Wank your hairy cock with me |
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