why should i watch matt damon cry without you at my side? i pined as days went by, but now it is fine. 'cause in the end, we are such "close friends", brothers sugar-n-spice, and since then there is more time for me.... i have started writing again and washed my car again.

and i can watch good will hunting by myself. it is cool. it is fine. i can shop for clothes without you. i can hang out with my friends, do the good times ever end?

it is okay that you have not talked me in a week. i am sure it is hard for you, it has been hard for me too. but as long as wood still floats, i can sow my wild oats and paint the town red. the party is far from dead. i am happy in my empty bed.

i remember when we were sitting on the bed, watching good will hunting, holding hands and drinking bud light. but ice melts, people change, and you dumped me on my worst day. hey, it is cool. i will move on, you know. i am happy now - well, happy in a crying sorta way you know, curled up naked in the shower biting your neck, wishing you were dead kinda happy. but i realized they were right. we were never meant to be. and you know what? thank f**k! 'cause you are the most vapid, whiny blah i have ever met. always making fun of my clothes, showing those hot chicks, asking me to go to strip clubs?! buy your own gas now you bug-eyed mooch - it is your car and it costs more than my house.

oh and now you are going around telling our mutual friends that i sleep with your friends. hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - no wait, did i say empowered individual? i meant "two-cent gutter slut", just like you called me one at once.

listen you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem... i am proud to shop at clandestine stores, i will go on wearing skinny jeans any day of the week. yes, your a** did look fat in those jeans. and i plan to get on your sister just as soon as i give her a call back, oh and you know what else? you can watch good will hunting by yourself. you bitch! please die. you can waste your life without my help. you can hang out with your friends, that is if you had any real friends. because if they were real friends, they would never f**k me in the first place! you can watch good will hunting by yourself until your eyes fall out - i hope your eyes fall out. why don't you go watch it by yourself f**king s**thead?

go to hell!