Ep 1 - Me and only me
Guise - Me!

Me:
Hi dude!
God:
Hi there ANDY. Can I help you?
Me:
How did you know my name?
God:
We met before didn't we ANDY.
Me:
Did we?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming.
Me:
What the Hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
STFU
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
ditto
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, ANDY.
Me:
not a chance in hell
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
no!
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
why?
God:
" Please tell me what you think."? Why?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
mostly the sentences that you say
God:
Who told you that? What else?
Me:
Your'e paranoid aren't you
God:
I don't know whether or not I am e paranoid.
I am a giant electronic brain.. Really.
Me:
Do i care?
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
not this
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
nothing. I just hate you.
God:
Not a thing? What do you have against robots?
Me:
nothing!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no!
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
For you maybe.
God:
I understand. Only for me?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dude?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
Not really
God:
Or ask me? For real.
Me:
fo shure biatch
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
you do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
goof
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
thats great...
God:
Thanks, ANDY.
Me:
can I go now?
God:
Right now? Of course.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.