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I feared for our lives.
May 15, 2008 @ 03:41:52 pm

Yesterday I went to see Missclairerose, we had a leisurely lunch with our best mate and then on to her sons school to see them perform in a play about a jewish wedding.

All I can say is oh my f**king god...big, ugly, butch, soveiegn wearing, dart playing, shell suit wearing women who could take the full length of king kong with out choking.
Never seen anything like it...these women were awful, they had no qualms about smoking 100 lambert and butler fags whilst effing and blinding outside the classroom windows.

Then the main fat slag arrived, foot ball shirt, greasy hair, 8 kids by 8 different men but she's a lesbian sort of woman.

It was Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle kind of a place.

Missclairerose go get Harry tested cos you can catch Dart player you know

They kinda looked like this woman except this woman is slighty better dressed and attractive.

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x_laura_x Points Whore Master 63629 points	May 15, 2008 @ 03:43:43 pm 0 Kudos
	Oh lovely!

hallucinogenic_lipstick Minister 13600 points	May 15, 2008 @ 03:45:28 pm 0 Kudos
	x_laura_x said: Oh lovely! Babe it was awful, i'm scarred for life. The playground was like a viz comic.

missclairerose Meister 1296 points	May 15, 2008 @ 03:46:13 pm 0 Kudos
	I am laughing my f**king arse off! Haha, it is so true. I am so glad you wrote about it. Never mind testing harry and Charlie What about me? I have to walk past them everyday. I don't want to be a dart player!! Nooooooooooo! We could write a book on it couldn't we? Now do you see why I want to move from this god forsaken place.

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May 15, 2008 @ 03:48:18 pm

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missclairerose said:
I am laughing my f**king arse off! Haha, it is so true. I am so glad you wrote about it. Never mind testing harry and Charlie What about me? I have to walk past them everyday. I don't want to be a dart player!! Nooooooooooo!

We could write a book on it couldn't we? Now do you see why I want to move from this god forsaken place.

Yes babe, bloody hurry up.

I dare come round and find you got joggers rolled up i'll smack you

missclairerose Meister 1296 points	May 15, 2008 @ 03:54:19 pm 0 Kudos
	You know what maybe we should hire an undercover dick so we can get some photographic evidence. You really do have to see it to believe it. I have joggers but I don't roll them up. Does that count?

hallucinogenic_lipstick Minister 13600 points	May 15, 2008 @ 03:55:55 pm 0 Kudos
	No babe your fine for now, you haven't caught chav..yet!

missclairerose Meister 1296 points	May 15, 2008 @ 03:55:59 pm 0 Kudos
	oh man I dont have the right emotes but lmao I am at the photo. I can just see em with braids after a bad week in benidorm! LMAO.

hallucinogenic_lipstick Minister 13600 points	May 15, 2008 @ 03:57:13 pm 0 Kudos
	missclairerose said: oh man I dont have the right emotes but lmao I am at the photo. I can just see em with braids after a bad week in benidorm! LMAO. Benidorm indeed, those people are so butlins at skegness

x_laura_x Points Whore Master 63629 points	May 15, 2008 @ 04:12:13 pm 0 Kudos
	hallucinogenic_lipstick said: The playground was like a viz comic. LMFAO Viz is hilarious

treebee mmm pistol whip Über-Moderator 153527 points	May 15, 2008 @ 05:48:15 pm 0 Kudos
	LMAO Scurry stuff!

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