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31/F/Ely, Cambridgeshire, United Ki Join Date: Jul 2006 |
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I am lovely...just everyone else with a problem!
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I had the best weekend, Me and my sis got taken out saturday night by our lil bro Scott, He was celebrating getting a new job, my sis was celebrating a dodgy interview and I was celebrating getting through an extremely difficult and highly emotional week.
Just getting ready sat night was fun, I havent got ready like that in so long and it just added to what was going to be a fabulous evening.
Scott took us to cafe uno in Enfield Town, a W8 went past so I asked if it went to witchford, the driver had no idea what i was talking about but it had been so long since i’d flagged down a W8 i just had to do it.
I had mussels in white wine sauce, Emma had a chicken ceaser salad and Scotty had spag bols with chips, salad and bread in olive oil soaked in balsanic vinegar...this was all followed by 2 massive ice creams, tirramasu and a bottle of wine, it felt so good to sit, eat, drink and talk wth out the men folk ruining it by farting, burping and calling everyone ‘John’.
We went onto the stag and hounds after to sit, er hem and natter, Emma got a 10 for the massive fart she let out in the beer garden and i nearly fell over when i got up to find the ladies...by then i was pissed as a fart.
We got slightly bored as the stag is a well known teeny bopper pub and girls screaming to get noticed was kind of waring thin so we decided to to hang man hill.
When I was a kid there was always stories going around school about the place, the mad man in the cemetery, the eye carved into the tree, the little people who lived in the tree’s and once on the hill not looking behind you or you’d die.
It took us a few minutes to find the place as epping forest is a very creepy, erie place and to be honest we was all crapping our pants because I forgot how dark the place is.
When we found the hill we switched off the engine took the hand brake off and very slowly started moving up the hill, its a very odd feeling knowing the engine is off and your slowly being pulled up a hill, everyone in the car was screaming and laughng so we drove round and did it again but this time there was a dare in place, when we got to the hill we had to get out and dance to music blaring from the radio in the pitch dark and then look behind us...anyone who has ever been knows how creepy the place is and i doubt there are many brave people that would get out of the car in the pitch dark to dance haha!
It doesnt sound much but any parent knows its hard to go out without feeling an ounce of guilt and you have to make the most of an evening, im so glad i went out in the end ad im glad it was spent with Emma and Scott
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My daughter has been having some problems with a girl she used to be best friends with, the girl suddenly doesnt want to be my daughters friend anymore and has made life pretty difficult at school for my daughter.
Today i saw first hand what this girl is doing and i completely lost it in the school playground and ticked this girl off, my daughter got really upset as everyone was looking, a few of the parents were also shocked.
I hadn't intended to tell this kid off i was making my way to the office when the girl walked over to me and asked if kat's was ok..that was when i lost it.
Ive spent the last half hour in tears, im not worried about myself i couldnt give a flying f**k what people thought about me, im upset because i know ive just made kat's problem 100 times worse and possibly ostracised her further from her group.
Ive been feeling very low this past 2 weeks and this is just the icing on the cake...i dont think im coping to well living where i am, its too quiet and i want to go back home to london but i cant say anything because it'll mean alot of up heavel for my family.
I feel weird all the time like im out side my head if that makes sense, my stomach is constantly churning and i miss my sister so much, im incredibly lonely here and just want it to stop.
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My daughters going away with the school for a week, she's never been away longer than a weekend and she's with my mum.
I know this is about independence and she'll have a fab time but i cant help worrying about what can go wrong  | |
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Cut a long story short my biological father is a twat, he left when i was a kid and went on to remarry and have a son.
I've always known about the half bro but found him a few days ago on facebook...f**king amazing really all these years thinking about finding him and it took me 10 mins of a network site lol.
Whats the best way to get to know a long lost sibling, has anyone else been in the same boat?
I'd love to tell him what our 'father' is all about as he says he didnt get on with him either but i dont want to taint his feelings any further.
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What makes a straight man want to play with a gay mans heart?
My friend has feelings for a straight man, the straight guy nows how my friend feels about him but says he doesnt feel the same and isn't gay.
This straight man has caused my friends alsorts of problems, the most serious one being depression because as we all know its a horrible feeling when feelings aren't reciprocated.
The straight guy doesn't leave my friend alone though, constantly calls him, starts arguements to only throw his feelings in my friends face.
My fiend got brave and decided to take control of the situation, he wrote the straight man a letter to say how much he cared about him but it was too painful and he was ending the friendship, my friend has not spoken to the straight guy now for 42 days and im so proud of him because I know how hard this has been for him.
It now turns out the straight guy has been leaving messages with mutual friends for my friend to get in contact with him because get this...he misses him
It's disgusting how he's playing with my friends heart like this  | |
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Was anyone a Brownie or a Guide when they were a kid?
Kat's just bought a leaflet home from schoo about joining the guides and loads of memories came flooding back.
I had such a great time in the Brownies and Guides, pack holidays, cooking, open fires, camping etc.
I looked well smart in my little air hostess cap when I was in the guides
When I was in the Brownies I was a kelpie sixer and a complete bully
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I got a job interview on wednesday, its just part time hours in a pharmacy but that'll suit me just fine whilst i'm still deciding if i want to return to phlebotomy 
Im so nervous now!  | |
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Yesterday I went to see Missclairerose, we had a leisurely lunch with our best mate and then on to her sons school to see them perform in a play about a jewish wedding.
All I can say is oh my f**king god...big, ugly, butch, soveiegn wearing, dart playing, shell suit wearing women who could take the full length of king kong with out choking.
Never seen anything like it...these women were awful, they had no qualms about smoking 100 lambert and butler fags whilst effing and blinding outside the classroom windows.
Then the main fat slag arrived, foot ball shirt, greasy hair, 8 kids by 8 different men but she's a lesbian sort of woman.
It was Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle kind of a place.
Missclairerose go get Harry tested cos you can catch Dart player you know 
They kinda looked like this woman except this woman is slighty better dressed and attractive.
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My daughter is doing her SAT's in school this week, the run up to these tests has been a nightmare.
I've had to watch Kat's have sleepless nights, cry, throw massive tantrums, have diarrhea all because she's worried herself senseless over these poxy tests.
These tests have nothing to do with the kids, the kids are assessed daily in their lesson time, the teachers always know what level our children are at, these tests are about the teachers abilities and the schools performance so it can all be recorded in a league table.
I just sent Kat's into school looking very tearful telling me she's going to fail because all the other kids get brilliant marks in her class...the test has already set her up to fail if she's going in with this attitude.
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