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15/F/TreeBee's House, United Kingdo
Join Date: Jun 2008 |
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A crab went into a bar and pulled a muscle.
(If you heard that one before then sorry  I just heard this one!) | |
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Take a book and a flash light, And read it in the cinema. If anybody says anything to you, say: "Shh I'm reading!".
Take a cape run up to the screen and shout "BATMAN!".
Clap when the good guy dies.
When someone kisses go "Oooo!".
When something explodes, run out screaming.
Laugh loudly at the worst times, i.e when the hero dies.
Every gunshot, scream "hit the floor" and jump down.
During the film, leave, announcing loudly that you are going to the bathroom.
Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.
At opening credits... point and say "He dies at the end".
In a kids movie, make orgasmic screams.
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing".
Repeat each line of dialogue after the actors have said it.
Cry at the happy moments. Loudly.
Ask the person next to you if they have seen Ben, your friendly pet scorpion.
Become a bookie. Take bets on which character will die first.
Scare people by sitting under their chair.
Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.
Carry on a conversation with the characters in the film.
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