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855 points
46/M/hastings, United Kingdom
Join Date: Feb 2008 |
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LOL or scream one or the other
why am i stuck in a box , well i'm a security guard and the job i'm working at the moment has me sitting in a box in a feild 12 hour shift nights , but what the hell at least i have a job and can pay my bils, its worse being at home with no money so i guess i'm luckyit has its good side i get time to write this for example,
i can surf the web [dont tell the boss] eat wonderfull tv dinners warmed up in the micro wave lovely not, i can do as much tai chi as i like and drink gallons of tea ,what more could a guy want,
i need to get my act together i'm a good tai chi instructor but a poor business man and i should be making a living as a teacher but i dont have enough students as i dont promote my self which is stupid
and thats why i'm stuck in a box and why i say i'm not a good business man but theres a reason for everthing so i'm not moaning in fact i count my blessings and pay my bills talking about counting i must have 30 or more moths in my box at the moment they must be attracted to the light ,and rabbits the feild is full of rabbits
a quick scan with the torch reveals the little blithers before they hop of to excape the light,well i dont want to bore you any longer and its time i did a patrol so thats me signing off
all the best George1 | |
charger
Minister
12855 points | Damn i would love that job, what are you in charge of securing?  |
herrkapitan
Meister
1474 points | That sounds cool.
My imagination would take over, I'd be like a child.
Yes, please tell us, what you are protecting?
Are you a scare crow? |
herrkapitan
Meister
1474 points | i just see your from Hastings...
Is it a historical site you are securing? |
colonelbleep
Debater
5339 points | I was a security guard. It was so boring I wanted to cry! I often did!  |
charger
Minister
12855 points | he said that if he told us then our lives would be in jeopardy!   |
kelkel1967
Über-General
404 points | hey the bigger the box less ooooooh put the min, you step out the box all hell happen,just the world telling you to stand still !!!!!!!   |
vicki_t
Mega Über-Meister
3212 points | Are you protecting the rabbits? Or a site of an alien landing??
Yes, I suppose there are worse things to do. Can you read? I'm sure if I did that job I would immerse myself in a book and be sacked for losing all the rabbits.
Have you advertised your teaching in the local papers? |
george1
Points Whore
855 points | no i am not guarding rabbits or a alien landing site nothing so exciting i,m afraid but wouldn,t it be great if i was i,d be a bit scared of getting abducted though,
i wont tell you what im guarding your imagination is far more interesting than the facts, so keep guessing if you get it right
though you might get a visit from men in dark glasses lol
no i haven't advertised in the local papers trouble is i,m not at home much as i,m still stuck in this box,
and i,m just about to have yet another frozen meal Chicken curry
mind you rabbit stew is looking more attractive by the day. |
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