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Mega Über-Meister 3914 points
19/F/, Texas Join Date: Jul 2008 |
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i go to pick up my car and drove around 3 parking garages til i found it.
i find it with the back door unlocked, my keys in the f**king drivers seat, my ipod in the backseat, and my pipe in the console.
idk how the f**k i could possibly have been THAT dumb.
even completely s**tfaced, you'd think i would've at least grabbed the keys....
but yeah, i am so f**king happy that no one stole nothing.
especially my car.
i would've cried for months.
thank god there are some decent people in the world. | |
 adrinachrome
Ogler 21977 points | No... no decent people.
You just got lucky.  |
 ftw0890
Mega Über-Meister 3914 points | Quote: No... no decent people.
You just got lucky.
yeah, you're probably right.
i'm just f**king happy.
& i definately learned a lesson. |
 JuanSmith
Ogler 23860 points | ftw0890 said: yeah, you're probably right.
i'm just f**king happy.
& i definately learned a lesson.
and what exactly is the moral to this lesson?  |
 ftw0890
Mega Über-Meister 3914 points | don't drink and drive.
or think about doing it, then get so f**ked up that you end up having to leave your car somewhere you don't even remember where it is but it has ALL your s**t in it, including the keys  |
 adrinachrome
Ogler 21977 points | | oh yeah and never ever leave your piece in the car. |
 ftw0890
Mega Über-Meister 3914 points | Quote: The moral is....
Weed > Beer.
EXACTLY. |
 JuanSmith
Ogler 23860 points | Ok I was thinking more along hte lines of .. the moral is.. TAKE SOME FUCKING DRUNKEN KUNG FU classes to protect yourself from other drunken fighting ex's. and to duck before getting smacked on the lip  |
 ftw0890
Mega Über-Meister 3914 points | Quote: oh yeah and never ever leave your piece in the car.
no no no, ALWAYS leave your piece in your car.
because if it was in my purse then i would've gone to jail when they searched me lol.
i remember as soon as he gave me my purse back thinking wtf? where's my pipe? cuz i could've sworn it was in my makeup bag with some weed.
but turns out i was too drunk to even remember the weed haha |
 adrinachrome
Ogler 21977 points | ftw0890 said: no no no, ALWAYS leave your piece in your car.
because if it was in my purse then i would've gone to jail when they searched me lol.
i remember as soon as he gave me my purse back thinking wtf? where's my pipe? cuz i could've sworn it was in my makeup bag with some weed.
but turns out i was too drunk to even remember the weed haha
Yeah I didn't think of that.
Ok, a new one.
Don't date guys that cant handle their liquor. |
 ftw0890
Mega Über-Meister 3914 points | true.
very true. |
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