i want a friend who will sit around and do nothing with me. someone who will make me sandwiches when i go to their house. someone who won't make me take off my shoes even if it's the house rule. someone who will keep my secrets, even if they're hella juicy. someone i feel comfortable enough to pee in front of. someone who will lend me money no questions asked. someone who likes me even after i get drunk and call them names. so if you know anyone, hit me up.