I phoned my ex earlier who was fishing and asked as a joke if he'd fallen in. Got told where to take my joke of course. We said goodbye, he put his phone down, stepped back to recast, slipped on some wet gra** and.....yep, in he went

I've now been renamed Witch and it was my fault it happened because I said it and cursed him Just a shame that no-one got a picture.
His dad did cry with laughter though so it was still a good day for some of us
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