My name is Thomas, and I’m a super model. I spend most of my day with my shirt off in order to keep my tan. When I’m not improving my skin tone, I’m working out. I work out 6 days a week for 3 hours a day. I don’t work out on Sunday because its gods day. That’s my way of saying “its my day”.

When I’m not modeling I spend my time with my many lady friends. They always feel the need to buy me things and take me on trips. I don’t know where I’m going half the time but if you looked like me, would it matter?

I’m into nutrition also, I find if I suck the souls of new born kittens soon after they are born I can keep my youthful looks. If the kittens open their eyes, they have already discovered that the world is flawed and their souls are useless.

Some of my hobbies are thinking of my own photo shoots. Some of my faves have been and I’m sure you have seen them. I’m balanced on top of the backs of these hungry African people while I model for sexy swim wear. The constant flies where a problem at first but after quick chat with the local government. We decided to use DDT on the village and fixed that fly problem right up. I took my gas mask off for 3 seconds to get the shot, that’s the kind of conviction that I have.

If you think you have anything in common with me or you’re a hot chick and you just want to get down. Send me a PM I’ll think about it.

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