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16/F/kokomo, Indiana
Join Date: Jul 2008

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JuanSmith


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December 2008.. the month of BANNED.
December 31, 2008 @ 08:39:42 am

I'm just amazed at how many people have been banned here recently.. especially how some of these kids come in here trying to tear s**t up and wreak havoc without knowing that we actually have Moderators "patrolling" the site. here they were name calling, spamming, attacking, blah blah blah.... I especially had fun with that kid telling missy to "kindly f**k off". and then she did just that. she f**ks him up and off the site . oh it was priceless. Kudos to misunderstood it was very well played.

but seriously now some of the older members that have been getting banned.. what gives guys? of all people you should know better or maybe I just thought that you would.. either way.. I'm just curious to see how many more get banned before the year ends.

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JuanSmith


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Anyone ever seen "There's Something about Mary?"
December 25, 2008 @ 10:18:15 pm
Well my wife unwrapped my "gift" today, and somehow managed to zip the top part of my junk in the zipper.

Man down, call a medic!

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JuanSmith


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bah hum bug!!
December 25, 2008 @ 01:49:49 am
so here I am... with the Flu.. its X-ma** eve.. and I'm all by my lonesome.. The guys who were supposed to come and fix the floor just now showed up.. well like 2 hours ago.. I felt bad because they were working when everyone had the day off. especially since they came up to the desert from another town about 1.5 hours away. so My hallway is sealed off by plastic as is my living room. and now that they've tore up my floor and are packing up.. one of the guys decided to leave my front door open and My kitties ran out scared from all the ruckus.. what's the big deal about that.?? well I Have Bengals and the last time one got out some lady wanted to shoot it. So I was out there looking for them and Lucky me. it began to rain so all three come scurrying back to the one place they knew was warm and cozy . even still being sick.. and then this unexpected flooring service kinda left me without going to the groceries and now I will be eating good old Ramen for X-ma** Dinner.. so with that said.. anyone have any weird off the wall awe4somely good Ramen Recipes..

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JuanSmith


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Why are all the Ugly ones not taken?
December 23, 2008 @ 04:28:53 am

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JuanSmith


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Feel Like an Old man.. Boooo
December 20, 2008 @ 11:36:19 pm
here I am all miserable. It used to be that I would hardly get sick but when I did I would get sick Hard. now. If it's not one thing it's another. here i am with possibly first signs of strep. lost my voice. Eating Oatmeal with slivered almonds and craisins. drinking eucalyptus tea and chamomile tea with a snack of Prunes. might as well put all of this crap in a blender so that I can just sip on it.
But on the good side
I fixed my laptop.. yay
but still I keep sneezing and I almost spilled tea on it.
someone needs to invent an anti-cold-flu pill. f**k the misters. that s**t obviously doesn't work on me.
oh my aching head.
I smell like a ben-gay factory. all my muscles and Fat are sore..
and this vicks vapor rub isn't doing much other than making my eyes burn from the fumes.
oh woe is me.

this is why snow should not be allowed in the desert.

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JuanSmith


Ogler
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I'm going to enter my car in the winter Olypmics.
December 19, 2008 @ 02:24:46 am
Because the f**ker cannot drive straight in this stupid a** gay weather. here I am driving up hill from the Interstate 10 and whamo. Black Ice!!!. So i did what I could to maintain it steady by taking my foot off the pedal and letting my car decelerate on its own. BUT THE FUCKER KEPT SPEEDING UP and I was GOING UP HILL!!! WTF?!? so then, I hit the first town and it was flooded... so no ice from there on, or so I thought. I start driving up the damn Grade and lo & behold... More Ice/wet road/ stupid orange chemical they used to try and prevent black ice from forming. well I hit the water my tires were nice and wet then I hit the ice which was oh so lovely and did I think 3 full spins. (mind you I was Crying like a little girl at this point. internally not out loud of course) and then I hit the dry spot with the chemical s**t. I was sooooo lucky my front end was somewhat facing forward other wise I would have flipped my car over. so I decide to drive even slower. well. little POS 198something Toyota flashes by in front of me into the side of the road. at the time it was scary but now looking back it was more like an out of control vehicle ballet with a whole bunch of mishaps.
then I notice I begin to loose speed and start going backwards. yet my speedometer still said i was going 55mph. Oh things only got better from there on. the f**ker behind me wo was tailgating me must have had 4 wheel drive because as I was going backwards the f**ker almost hit me. he had to swerve to avoid hitting me and as he was about to pa** me, a semi going on the opposite direction ran over a huge puddle of water and splashed his a** . I mean it was a tidal wave. then his stupid car began to move backwards too so we had to do an upward slalom in order to get to the top. so then I think I'm clear. but noooo. by that time they were beginning to shut down the road. and I was the only vehicle still on that stretch of highway. and I begin to see white little clouds/mist/ROAD FREEZING OVER and there my car went off into a nice moonlit ballet. I'm sure the coyotes we laughing at my ass. I pa** the damn Highway patrol office doing spins and I swear I saw a CHP officer just looking at me with his mouth open thinking to himself OMG yeah eventually my spins got slower and my car was facing sideways. I tried accelerating but my cheap a** tires were not having it. somehow through all this I managed to avoid wrecking or hitting the side of the road. I drove the rest of my way back here going 25-30 MPH. then I went to pull up to my subdivision and noticed a blockade ahead. I was driving on a closed road. No wonder the Officer was looking at my lovely ballet with awe.

so yeah My car is an excellent figure skater.

but I'm home now.
and that was my adventure.
I was scared s**tless during the ordeal but now that I look back it was some funny a** s**t,.

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JuanSmith


Ogler
23775 points
I hate when they luv on me
December 17, 2008 @ 04:50:49 am
Just had to break this trend of "f**k them niggas" journal entries..yadda yadda.
SO I hate when I'm loved.



edit** I forgot to add .love them female dogs.

and blah blah

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JuanSmith


Ogler
23775 points
Blah
December 16, 2008 @ 05:22:43 am
Well today was totally pointless.. I got snowed in. found out that my warranty on my 31 day old computer is total s**t. Best Buy should be renamed Best Rip off. Geek Squad should be named Asshole Platoon. Came back to TFS to find out I do not have "Overly Cool" points and that I should just go back to my nerd hole.
then later I found out that I "is Prejudice" I just cannot win. I are FAIL
oh and apparently I'm an Asshole and a Smart a** for being "Prejudice"
I are need to be "is not Prejudice" and ok I totally killed that..
I'm totally bored and wifeless.. Stupid Weather

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