This is Chris...

Nothing particularly special here; just your average, run-of-the-mill guy.
Goes to a posh school that's not really his style, but gets him by.

Enjoys referring to himself in the third person.

Was dragged kicking and screaming into this world on the 7th April 1992

Has his life pretty much planned out, but is open to change.
Knows how to have a laugh, but knows when to stop.

Is very much right-wing. (That's the opposite of communist)
Says what he means, and means what he says.

Loves Danielle very much.
Recommends pancakes with apple purée as a dessert with EVERY meal.

Is NOT related to the founder of Warner Bros. Studios in any way, shape or form.

Thinks that religion is a waste of everybody's time.


Looks forward to hearing from YOU soon.