Still tough to think of anything that interesting to tell. So maybe Im boring, maybe Im just not that bothered...

The cookie monster, the dwarf that lives in my attic, the bastard who stole my signed (by all the band) Rolling Stones greatest hits album, oh just for 3 minutes, with a baseball bat and a power drill, Brittany Spears I would not just hit that one more time I would slap it till it forgot how to sing, Ghandi cos I think that would be cool and Howard Marks, (if you dont know who he is, you should)
The person I would really most like to meet is the perfect woman, she will be the one who will not lie to me, or cheat on me, will accept that what I tell her is the truth (which it will be), that there is no other meaning or motive to what I do or say, she will not try to change me, as I am happy the way I am and really dont want to change, and I will not try to change her, unless she asks. Do you think this is a fantasy.... Well I have waited a long time to find her, I am prepared to wait a lot longer. I would like to meet a beautiful woman named Rosealeen, just to say Im sorry how things ended.