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Condoms
November 04, 2006 @ 11:04:17 pm

I bought condoms today, no idea why as i am in a steady relationship, which i ordinarily don't have a use for condoms but i was out for lunch and had an overwhelming complusion to buy condoms, i was with my partner and i haven't mentioned it too her, what do you make of this?

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jmo Über-Monkey 55930 points	November 04, 2006 @ 11:27:14 pm
	Maybe you've turned into a twelve year old again and find the idea of owning condoms hilarious

aces Über-Minister 16857 points	November 04, 2006 @ 11:28:47 pm
	wanted some special balloon?

bendover Über-Monkey 55449 points	November 04, 2006 @ 11:29:53 pm
	Subconsiously your hoping she finds them, suspects your up to no good with someone else, have a blazing arguement with you and your looking forward to making up afterwards.

cole Minister 14178 points	November 04, 2006 @ 11:30:53 pm
	i have no idea why i bought them, i was in a Hungry horse/web spinner restaurant and was washing my hands in the toilet, the condom box said Ł3 and i just happened to have Ł3 in my pocket, now that i have them i have no idea what the hell to do with them? i'm too old for condom balloons

bendover Über-Monkey 55449 points	November 04, 2006 @ 11:31:45 pm
	And they are too chewy to use as gum.

aces Über-Minister 16857 points	November 04, 2006 @ 11:32:01 pm
	cole said: i'm too old for condom balloons never too old for franger balloons

cole Minister 14178 points	November 04, 2006 @ 11:34:11 pm
	bendover said: Subconsiously your hoping she finds them, suspects your up to no good with someone else, have a blazing arguement with you and your looking forward to making up afterwards. there could be some merit behind this but i'm not normally this devious

bendover Über-Monkey 55449 points	November 04, 2006 @ 11:37:08 pm
	Maybe your just getting better with age.

gasolinerainbow Debater 6415 points	November 04, 2006 @ 11:38:13 pm
	bendover said: And they are too chewy to use as gum. is this from experience lol

bendover Über-Monkey 55449 points	November 04, 2006 @ 11:43:26 pm
	I know a guy who once mistakenly opened a comdom that was in his pocket thinking it was gum. He was very drunk at the time. He was happily chewing away until the tip of the condom slipped out the sid eof his mouth and one of the girls in our group realised what he had in his mouth. this was years ago and he still gets "ribbed" (and lubricated) about it anytime we're all out for the night.

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