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Mega Shit Day
May 28, 2006 @ 04:15:23 pm

First of all my mrs leaves to visit relatives in Cali for 12 days leaving me with two kids, she's only been away 7hours and i goddamn miss her already so how the f**k am i going to last 12 days.

To top it all of the fish dies suddenly, i didn't even know it was ill mind you the white spots might have been a giveaway, anyway i had to remove the fish and clean the tank so i sit it all in the the bath, i remove the fish and flush it

and then tip the tank out in the bath to wash the tank and the stones, but all the stones head down the f**king plug and clog it up

whilst i was doing that my 3yr old decides to lean on the cabinet the tank was in and the lot comes down and destroys ornaments that were pretty irreplaceable - at this point i'm in dire need of a vodka drip.

So the bath is clogged with little pebbles, the fish is dead, the ornaments are smashed and she isn't even in Newark yet to get her flight to LA.

If that wasn't bad enough i cut all my arm trying to unclog the plug which i had to remove the bath panel and unscrew the ubend pipe for the bath to empty the stones out of, this of course results in water going everywhere -

Anyways i managed to tidy up now and unblock the plug, the fish is still dead though and the ornaments are broke and the only place i can get replacements is in the USA

cause her step mum sent them to her from Cali -

i need a f**king drink

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treebee UM - BONGO Über-Administrator 165454 points	May 28, 2006 @ 04:17:29 pm
	Yikes! better have a drink! And then call the wife and ask her to smuggle some new fish back

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May 28, 2006 @ 04:19:26 pm

Where is the moment when we need it the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue sky's faded to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carrying on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carrying on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carrying on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Sometimes the system goes on the blink and the whole thing it turns out
Wrong
You might not make it back and you know that you could be well oh that
Strong
Well I'm not wrong

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You see what you like
And how does it feel, one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

sorry, video keeps coming on!

cole Minister 14178 points	May 28, 2006 @ 04:21:36 pm
	that actually made me laugh, thanks

myprincesscry Mega Über-Meister 4533 points	May 28, 2006 @ 04:30:55 pm
	wow good luck on that one. poor thing

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