"i'm not lost, just undiscovered"  cole
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33/M/Stirling, United Kingdom
Join Date: Apr 2006 |
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| I bought condoms today, no idea why as i am in a steady relationship, which i ordinarily don't have a use for condoms but i was out for lunch and had an overwhelming complusion to buy condoms, i was with my partner and i haven't mentioned it too her, what do you make of this? | |
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Do you think we can be touched by random people? I was on a bus today going through Stirling University campus and my bus drew up next to another bus, i was the only person on my bus but i could feel someone watching me, i turned around and on the other bus was a girl sitting watching me, staring almost but it wasn't creepy or a rude stare, she was just watching me, when our eyes met it was kinda weird like i wanted to know her, and her me, like there was a connection, i kinda felt disappointed when my bus pulled away - it was strange  | |
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95% of the world's population will at some point experience Arse Grapes [aka Piles/Hemarroids]
This was news to me and if someone had told me this prior to Friday i would have done my level best to stay within the 5% that don't have to suffer this uncomfortable and slightly embaressing condition.
I did a house move on Friday and the heavy lifting was apparently enough to provide me with an Arse grape, which incidentally hurts like f**k, i can't describe the pain and uncomfortablness as i have never experienced anything like it
So after aquiring some "cream" on the saturday i have been smothering the little blighter with this nearly every hour, but it grows, evertime i do the cream it seems to double in size and hurts even more, when they hell will this shrink? i feel like lancing it with a hot needle but i have been told that will serve no purpose 
I thought old men and pregnant women were the only ones to suffer from this, not healthy young men in their prime  i don't have constipation, i eat pretty healthily, i eat plenty of fruit, i'm regular as clockwork  so why me
Anyone got some old wifie remedies for this thing, i'm think about tying some string around it till it withers and dies  | |
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I'm off to see Robbie williams tomorrow at hampden Park in Glasgow  have to leave at 2pm to get there for 4pm and the concert doesn't even kick off till 6pm - good line up though with Orsen and then Basement Jaxx warming up before robbie is on at 8.30pm
Tried all day to try and get a hotel room for the night in Glasgow cause we didn't really feel like driving it back at 11pm ish but everywhere was booked solid, i went through 10 pages of hotels on Yell.com so it looks like we will have to drive anyways so no beer
Still if we are back early enough maybe hit the pub for a couple of drinks  Should still be a good night | |
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Well the time has come, after 6 wonderfully happy years Sarah has decided to walk out my life forever. I feel like s**t, i'm so unhappy at losing her, my heart and mind are all twisted and torn and to top it off she left our son with me. I'm so lost without her, how the hell do people get through this? I have to stay strong for my son but all the while i'm falling apart, he said to me "daddy why are you crying" and that made me cry all the more He's a smashing lad, i love him so much too. I'm glad she left him cause it gives me a purpose
She is my first real true love, i did fall in love back when i was 18 but hey i was a teenager and it seemed easier to get over back then.
Now i just feel like i will never be whole again, never be able to smile, i don't think i will love again, who would want a 31 year old man with enough baggage to fit in a B52? And two children to two different women, f**k that could get confusing come mothers day!!!!! I never wanted to have my kids to seperate people, i wanted to be a family, i wanted to have more kids to, at least another 1 possibly 2 but now i don't know what the point is anymore. It seems being a proper family just isn't going to happen for me
I know, I know it will heal in time and it will be ok in a bit, but right now it just feels like a big empty hole where my stomach should be, i don't know what to do, do i wait? do i get on with my life? i have no idea!!! I just wanna go to bed and lie there forever.
Why does life have to be so hard??? f**k i feel so pathetic and worthless | |
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I don't normally do these but what the hell i'm bored
1. What is your middle name?
Jonathan
2. What size is your bed?
Double
3. What are you listening to right now?
My SMS music as someone is texting me
4. What are the last two numbers of your phone number?
01
5.What was the last thing you ate?
Yougurt
6.Last person you hugged?
My Son
7.How is the weather right now?
It's dry, but it's 11pm so who cares
8.Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Wrong Number
9.The frist thing you notice about the same sex?
What they're wearing
10. Are you single?
No
11. Do you want children?
I have two and yep i'd like some more
12. Do you drink?
Only at weekends
13.Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
Every weekend
14. who stole Q14?
15. Eye color?
Green
16. Oh Oh and 16 is gone too!!!
17. Favorite holiday?
Any, the chance to get away from it all is rare so i like them all
18.Favortie season?
Winter, i have hayfever and the spring/summer just kills me, and i like snow and the cold
19. Ever cried for no reason?
Nope, i need a reason
20. Last movie you watched?
Da Vinci Code
21. How many mirror are in your room?
1
22. Do you know any other fall out boy songs other than "sugar were going down?
No but i know a couple by badly drawn boy
23. Have you ever decapitated a barbie?
Nope
24. Do you enjoy the sensational taste of starbucks?
Where? isn't that some American Coffee place? i don't do coffee!!!
25. Does the word horcrux mean anything to you?
Something to do with Harry Potter i think, loved the books, hate the movies
26. Do you have any friends of the gay preference?
No
27. Ever do weed?
Yep, i'm doing it now 
28. Is cheese like the best food ever or what?
In the top 5
29. What books are you reading?
George Orwell's Animal Farm, Terry Brooks' Straken [3rd in the High Druid of Shannara Series] and Nick Mason's Inside Out [Pink Floyd's drummer's autobiography]
30. piercings?
left ear once
32. Favorite football team?
Glasgow Celtic
33.What were you doing before this?
Playing GTA Liberty City Stories on PS2
34. any pets?
One dog
35. Dogs or cats?
either or
36. Favorite flower?
carnations
37. Have you ever been caught doing somenting you weren't soposed to be doing?
Never, i'm too clever to be caught
38. Have you ever loved someone?
Yep
39.Who would you like to see right now?
My girlfriend, she's at work
40.Have you ever fired a gun?
not a real one
42. Do you like to travel by planes ?
yep
43. Right or left handed?
left handed
44. If you could be with someone right now who would you be with?
My partner
45.How many pillows do you sleep with?
1, 2 give me a sore neck
46. Are you missing someone?
yes
47. Do you have a tattoo?
not yet
48.Do you still watch cartoons?
yep
49. Are you hiding something from someone?
nope
50. Do you play an instrument?
guitar | |
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My Partner, Sarah, just got through her new Sidekick II and i can't seem to put it down, it's awesome!!!!
These things are huge in the U.S and are just coming out in the UK and are only available through T Mobile on contract but the monthly line rental is hefty [about £35 monthly] so she bought her's privately off ebay, only £75 and now all she has to do is get a contract sim card from T Mobile and all she has to pay is £7.50 month.
I want one | |
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Finally after a 7 year break i decided to get back in the saddle, and took back up my driving lessons.
7 Years ago i sat my test but did terrible, i was a nervous wreak and so was the test guy by the time i was done and i failed badly however as i live within walking distance of pretty much everything i need, work, food, etc and my partner, Sarah, drives i never really seen the need to take it back up.
But now Sarah is working s**tty long hours and the 2 kids wanna go places and the two of them can't fit on my push bike so i decided it was time to get back behind the wheel.
So my first lesson was today, and it was a breeze, 5 minutes after getting into the car and doing the cockpit drill i was whizzing along the busy roads, wind in my hair and it felt like 7 years ago but without the nerves and i was cursing myself, if i had only just re-sat my test after failing i wouldn't have been license-less for the past 7 years.
So I've booked a block of 10 lessons and hope that will be me, back in for my test, i might not pa** it this around but sure as hell i'll get right back in for it.
Moral of the story: if you fall of the horse just get right back on, cause for 7 years i've let fear stop me from doing this and now i have no idea why | |
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First of all my mrs leaves to visit relatives in Cali for 12 days leaving me with two kids, she's only been away 7hours and i goddamn miss her already so how the f**k am i going to last 12 days.
To top it all of the fish dies suddenly, i didn't even know it was ill mind you the white spots might have been a giveaway, anyway i had to remove the fish and clean the tank so i sit it all in the the bath, i remove the fish and flush it and then tip the tank out in the bath to wash the tank and the stones, but all the stones head down the f**king plug and clog it up whilst i was doing that my 3yr old decides to lean on the cabinet the tank was in and the lot comes down and destroys ornaments that were pretty irreplaceable - at this point i'm in dire need of a vodka drip.
So the bath is clogged with little pebbles, the fish is dead, the ornaments are smashed and she isn't even in Newark yet to get her flight to LA.
If that wasn't bad enough i cut all my arm trying to unclog the plug which i had to remove the bath panel and unscrew the ubend pipe for the bath to empty the stones out of, this of course results in water going everywhere -
Anyways i managed to tidy up now and unblock the plug, the fish is still dead though and the ornaments are broke and the only place i can get replacements is in the USA cause her step mum sent them to her from Cali -
i need a f**king drink | |
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Now i was walking back from picking up my son [9] from school with my dog [who was sniffing a lot of dog s**t] and my youngest lad [3] when the 9 year old ask if i could download him GUN for the PS2, i answered that i would see.
Now i get back home and check out GUN and see it's rated a mature game which puts it around an 18 cert in the UK, so i was like scratching my head and wondering where the hell he had played this game. Now before you start i'm not an overly oppressive father, i would consider myself quite lax and i do let him play games upto cert 15 within reason but i draw the line at Cert 18 games for an 9 year old.
So i gave him a shout and asked him where he had played the game and he tells me his nana let him play it at the weekend, now she knows my stance on this and i'm a bit pissed off she would rule against my parenting, but i held my tongue, i certainly didn't give the lad a row as it wasn't his fault but now i'm thinking am i too tough? Am i wrong to stop him playing Cert 18 games? I play and love Ps2 games, i love the Resident evil series and played them nonstop, i'm still battling through Resi 4, and i love the GTA games which he has been dying to play but i won't let him play.
Now i think i wouldn't let him watch a Cert 18 movie so why the hell would i let him play a Cert 18 video game, am i right or am i being too tough? | |
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