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being that i work on a 24/7 IT helpdesk, and we work 12 hour shifts, we have the luxury of a 106cm plasma tv to help pass the time when it's quiet. In between being on this forum that is 
but one of the drags when working the graveyard shift is the lack of anything decent being on the tv from about 2am onwards(we don't have cable yet) from then on it's f***ing god dam infomercials thru til about 4am.
You know the ones, f***ing anthony robbins and his merry band of f*** wits peddling their s*** to the mindless masses( no offence to anyone who used his products and acheived results )
anyway....you can tell i have quite a pentance for those f***ing infomercials
back on track again...as i was checking the tv guide i noticed that good 'ol Texas Rangers was up next. the one with Mr.Chuck Norris himself, doing b-grade television as only Chuck can.
Now while this shows plot lines and stories are, at the best of times non existant or extremely unbelievable, this one took the Emmy Award for the all time most lamest plot that could have; 1. ever been conceived 2.ripped off every jaws/anaconda/alligator or any animal that seems to go on some killing spree against humans movie and 3.for the plain fact that is has Chuck Norris in it.
The writers whole premise for this episode was this.......now wait for it....you'll never pick it.....take a guess.....the woods...hiking....camping....picnic baskets...boo boo.....think u got it yet?? That's right, a f***ING BEAR!! a mother f***ing rogue bear that was running around blantently killing ppl. 
yeah no s***!! and they have to nerve to think, whatever the f*** it was they were thinking, that it would be cool that when they used the camera to be looking through the bears eyes, they made it kinda like predator heat vision syles, all sort of fuzzy and s***...pfff..please ppl!!
and the stupid ppl getting killed by the f***ing bear didn't seem to notice until the last second that this huge f***ing 1500 pound bear was right behind them and about to f***ing eat them!! wtf??
was the bear tip toeing? perhaps he had sneakers for sneaking?
i just honestly don't know what Mr.Norris and the writers were sitting doing that day when they decided to come up with that f***ing script, it's seems that copius amounts of crack where done that day. And i think the blood flow has been cut off to his brain from that f***ing facelift that we're not supposed to notice that he's had; once again..pfff..please!!
 <-- this is too Chuck for not caring enough about the general viewing public.
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noveltygun
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1976 points | | hmmm are there cliffnote to that journal entry??? |
El_Tino
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Bogey Man
78392 points | | Chuck Norris blows. He always has and always will. I'd be more shocked if he actualy made something good. The fact he made something crappy's to be expected. |
oompa_loompa
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2374 points | | LMAO!!! Chuck Norris!!! BEAR! That was funny. |
oompa_loompa
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2374 points | | P.S.- Chuck Norris sucks. |
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