I haven't been too well for the past 38 years but am hoping to get better soon!
Self Questionnaire
Do you like making up questions for yourself to answer?
Yeah!
What’s you’re fav. Colour?
Blue
Fav. Food?
Bacon and mushroom omelette with lashings of ketchup on cheap white bread
What’s you’re fav. Band/artist?
The Beatles
What's you're fav. film?
Taxi driver...It's about a sociopath that rescues a 13 year old from prostitution
What’s you’re fav. Tv programme?
Big brother (yes, ok… it’s sad…so f**kin’ what?)
What’s you’re fav. Web site?
The forum site
What’s you’re pet hate?
Cats…(my pets a dog)
O.K, smart alec…What’s you’re Bête noir?
Journalists
What’s you’re fav. Quote?
“Champagne for my real friends…real pain for my sham friends!”
Francis Bacon
What do you do when you need to indulge in something to make you feel better?
I comfort eat crisps
Have you ever been in love?
Yes...Christine Barnett
Who would you most like to f**k?
Caroline Flack (tv presenter)
Who would you second most like to f**k?
Jenny Platt (UK actress)
Who would you third like to f**k?
Alyssa Milano
What do you want on you’re gravestone?
A dead funny guy
What's you're fav. brand of washing powder?
Persil
What’s you’re fav. Make of washing machine?
Stop being silly
Do you realise you’re talking to yourself?
I’m not I’m typing to myself
Are you going to ask yourself anymore questions?
Er, no I think I’ll stop now!

Christine Barnett
Paul Mccartney
Ringo Starr
George Martin
Geoff Emerick
Chris Thomas
Yoko Ono