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 the_lone_wolf
Minister 12634 points | Ugh August 23, 2008 @ 03:14:44 pm | | Last night wore me out. And no it's not what you're thinking you dirty minded people, I had two softball games back to back last nist. 2 comments | Reply |
 the_lone_wolf
Minister 12634 points | Gene Simmons...going to Heaven?? August 12, 2008 @ 04:53:04 am | Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and Gene Simmons arrived to the golden gate in heaven and stood in front of God on his throne.
God spoke: Before you get a space beside me I have to ask you what you believe and have faith within?
"I believe music and my guitar is the meaning of life itself. Nothing generates so much joy in to people's lives" said Hendrix. God offered a spot on his left side to Hendrix.
"I think courage, honour and passion is the meaning of life and I have tried to make my music an example of that during my lifetime" said Clapton. God offered a spot on his right side to Clapton
And You Gene, what do you believe? Gene looked up, cleared his throat, spit on the ground and said:
"I believe you are sitting on my chair”5 comments | Reply |
 the_lone_wolf
Minister 12634 points | Hey, ya know what? July 24, 2008 @ 09:48:29 pm | | I saw you dancing naked with the mop last night to Frank Sinatra. And boy was it a sight. 10 comments | Reply |
 the_lone_wolf
Minister 12634 points | Here here!!! July 23, 2008 @ 10:10:01 pm | | Here's to the one's that love me, the losers that lost me, and the lucky bastards that get to keep me. 2 comments | Reply |
 the_lone_wolf
Minister 12634 points | Duct tape... July 22, 2008 @ 04:14:33 pm | | ....Duct tape is like the force. It has a light and a dark side and holds the universe together. 3 comments | Reply |
 the_lone_wolf
Minister 12634 points | No problem July 21, 2008 @ 01:19:29 am | | I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I pa** out, NO Problem. 11 comments | Reply |
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