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What the bloody hell?
February 01, 2006 @ 07:36:45 pm

So when I woke up today I found my coffee pot was broken. So, instead of drinking coffee in the morning like a good American, I was forced to drink the only alternative available to me, hot tea. Since then, some strange things have happened.

1. I like soccer all of a sudden, but now I call it football.
2. I'm no longer apalled by the thought of boiling a steak.
3. I now pronounce words that end with an "a" as though they ended with "er".
4. I no longer go to college. I go to university.
5. I'm drunk right now.

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shug Minister 10690 points	February 01, 2006 @ 07:38:31 pm
	Fancy joining me for scones and jam in the garden? Then a spot of cricket perhaps, old boy!

redrumydoolb Meister 1362 points	February 01, 2006 @ 07:39:06 pm
	Ahh. You're transforming into a Brit. Drink some coffee and you'll turn back into an arrogant American within hours.

bravo_zulu Minister 14912 points	February 01, 2006 @ 07:46:00 pm
	Bloody fine idea Shug. Why must I be arrogant just because I'm an American? Thats powerful stupid.

treebee UM - BONGO Über-Moderator 156896 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:23:03 pm
	I couldnt reply to this! But I can now! You are turning English and I am turning American! I am starting to say Elevator, Sidewalk, Pants, Jello, Ass! I am even starting to understand American Politics a tiny bit, like one side are monkeys and the other side are bears. Its a sick sad world Bravo.

bravo_zulu Minister 14912 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:26:09 pm
	No world with you in it can be completely sad.

treebee UM - BONGO Über-Moderator 156896 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:29:30 pm
	bravo_zulu said: No world with you in it can be completely sad. Aww Im welling up again.

bravo_zulu Minister 14912 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:32:52 pm
	I'm sorry. Didn't mean to make you cry. When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. Did that help?

treebee UM - BONGO Über-Moderator 156896 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:33:45 pm
	bravo_zulu said: I'm sorry. Didn't mean to make you cry. When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. Did that help? Yes it did, thankyou.

shaggyjebus Monk 35882 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:37:05 pm
	treebee said: I am even starting to understand American Politics a tiny bit, like one side are monkeys and the other side are bears. I think that's mixing the Stock Market and a zoo. Good try though. Except that I would advise you to avoid America politics. Once you get sucked in, you lose all sense of personality forever . . . and you can't keep people from labeling you.

bravo_zulu Minister 14912 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:37:40 pm

sheepy Ogler 21030 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:43:21 pm
	Top hole old chap, jolly spiffing what. Game of cricket on the village green sir?

treebee UM - BONGO Über-Moderator 156896 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:45:59 pm
	shaggyjebus said: I think that's mixing the Stock Market and a zoo. Good try though. Except that I would advise you to avoid America politics. Once you get sucked in, you lose all sense of personality forever . . . and you can't keep people from labeling you. yeah thats bears and bulls I was a Stock Exchange Ho in an earlier life.

shaggyjebus Monk 35882 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:46:06 pm
	sheepy said: Top hole old chap, jolly spiffing what. Game of cricket on the village green sir? I think I understood some of that . . .

treebee UM - BONGO Über-Moderator 156896 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:46:26 pm
	bravo_zulu said: Aww thanks, now im smiling see

shaggyjebus Monk 35882 points	February 05, 2006 @ 07:47:00 pm
	treebee said: yeah thats bears and bulls I was a Stock Exchange Ho in an earlier life. A Stock Exchange Ho? Did you sell your body for stock in IBM or something?

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