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Minister 14912 points
30/M/New Sodom, Indiana Join Date: Sep 2005 |
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| If you want to see the deepest, darkest secrets a soul can conceal, hit the "more" link, if you dare. But be ye fore warned. What lies inside is so brutally honest it may change you forever. I LOVE garlic Triscuts. There must be opium in them or something. | |
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Ogler 20627 points | "I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy, store-bought dirt. ---bravo zulu
Still grinning at that man, most amusing.
And the honesty, wow.. I mean, shocking.. truly. I am flabbergasted...left with feeling of confustication indeed. But, I promise not to use it against you in a court of flaw. |
 bravo_zulu
Minister 14912 points | I can't take credit for the tag line, though I wish I could. It's from the Simpsons, as is penicilin, motherly love, and everything else thats right with life.
There's a really impressive German word that escapes me at the moment that expresses the combination of debilitating fear and overwhelming joy that comes with realizing one's existential freedom. That would be killer to use in this journal, as though my revelation, due to its soul shaking honesty, is on par with such an experince. |
 treebee UM - BONGO Über-Administrator 160181 points | I dont want to hear another word, now shut up and kiss me  |
 bravo_zulu
Minister 14912 points | | Asking me to kiss you after I profess my love for GARLIC triscuts. You are a true friend. |
 treebee UM - BONGO Über-Administrator 160181 points | bravo_zulu said: Asking me to kiss you after I profess my love for GARLIC triscuts. You are a true friend.
Im european  |
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Minister 14912 points | I see. You wacky Europeans.
I was in Spain once, walking down the street when the guy in front of me had his hat blown off by the wind. I picked it up, sprinted up to him and returned it. He was so grateful that he offered me a swig from his bottle of wine. I turned him down, and I could tell he thought I was just another rude American. I guess were just a little more reserved about things. |
 treebee UM - BONGO Über-Administrator 160181 points | bravo_zulu said: I see. You wacky Europeans.
I was in Spain once, walking down the street when the guy in front of me had his hat blown off by the wind. I picked it up, sprinted up to him and gave it to him. He was so grateful that he offered me a swig from his bottle of wine. I turned him down, and I could tell he thought I was just another rude American. I guess were just a little more reserved about things I guess.
yep you should have drunk it all. |
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Minister 14912 points | | I wasn't trying to be rude though.I just didn't want his crazy European cooties. Those two French girls on the other hand, they could have infested me with all the cooties they wanted. |
 treebee UM - BONGO Über-Administrator 160181 points | bravo_zulu said: I wasn't trying to be rude though.I just didn't want his crazy European cooties. Those two French girls on the other hand, they could have infested me with all the cooties they wanted.
we are like that, we get offended if you turn us down. |
 bravo_zulu
Minister 14912 points | | If I'm ever blessed enough to make a return trip to Europe I will bear that in mind. |
 treebee UM - BONGO Über-Administrator 160181 points | bravo_zulu said: If I'm ever blessed enough to make a return trip to Europe I will bear that in mind.
If you come to Europe I wont let you leave. |
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Minister 14912 points | You drive a hard bargain.  |
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