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Farewell TFS
December 07, 2006 @ 06:30:49 pm

Tragedy has befallen me. I like to double read, one magazine per hand. The other day I was reading Oenophile magazine with my right and Soldier of Fortune with my left. I happened to get 10 simultaneous paper cuts, one per finger.

Unfortunately, that day I was also eating my famous diaretic chilli. I soon had a bowl movement so violent and prolific that every square inch of my body was soon covered in fecal material.

The resulting staph infection in each finger was so bad they had to be amputated. Infact, I'm only typing this by holding a pencil in my mouth and smashing my face into the keyboard.

Hence, this is farewell. Take care you crazy kids.

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bendover Über-Monkey 55449 points	December 07, 2006 @ 07:39:37 pm
	Sorry to hear about your grief Bravo. Shit I'll have nobody good left to insult anymore if you leave.

psycoskunk Über-Minister 17137 points	December 07, 2006 @ 07:40:51 pm
	Why is everyone leaving?

bendover Über-Monkey 55449 points	December 07, 2006 @ 07:43:16 pm
	Could it have anything to do with a bad smell psyco?

peanut Ogler 20042 points	December 07, 2006 @ 07:54:14 pm
	OMG! You're poor hands! HOW DARE THAT PAPER GIVE YOU PAPERCUTS! You will have to have the kids help you type. Oh wait. That's not gonna be easy. It's seriously gonna suck without ya here. Hopefully I'll see ya on MSN.

psycoskunk Über-Minister 17137 points	December 07, 2006 @ 07:54:31 pm
	I don't think so... Lifts arm. Flowers all the way in China wilt.

treebee UM - BONGO Über-Administrator 160088 points	December 07, 2006 @ 08:02:32 pm
	oooooh i know how you hate the faecial material too take care Bill

disturbed247 Mega Über-Meister 4719 points	December 07, 2006 @ 08:28:52 pm
	peanut said: OMG! You're poor hands! HOW DARE THAT PAPER GIVE YOU PAPERCUTS! You will have to have the kids help you type. Oh wait. That's not gonna be easy. It's seriously gonna suck without ya here. Hopefully I'll see ya on MSN. hows he going to go on msn with no fingers to type with? =/

christa Über-Minister 16708 points	December 10, 2006 @ 05:54:35 pm
	aww i am going to miss you bill dont forget i am on ure messenger

sarahf Minister 12517 points	December 26, 2006 @ 08:20:23 pm
	not even a goodbye PM to me!?

oxo

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December 27, 2006 @ 12:38:06 am

bravo_zulu said:
Tragedy has befallen me. I like to double read, one magazine per hand. The other day I was reading Oenophile magazine with my right and Soldier of Fortune with my left. I happened to get 10 simultaneous paper cuts, one per finger.
Unfortunately, that day I was also eating my famous diaretic chilli. I soon had a bowl movement so violent and prolific that every square inch of my body was soon covered in fecal material.

The resulting staph infection in each finger was so bad they had to be amputated. Infact, I'm only typing this by holding a pencil in my mouth and smashing my face into the keyboard.

Hence, this is farewell. Take care you crazy kids.

Glad to see the back of you, but no ill-will. I hope you get better some day,,,,, Byeeeeeeee

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