"The one who turned cats and dogs against each other."  bravo_zulu
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Minister
14912 points
30/M/New Sodom, Indiana
Join Date: Sep 2005 |
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| Tragedy has befallen me. I like to double read, one magazine per hand. The other day I was reading Oenophile magazine with my right and Soldier of Fortune with my left. I happened to get 10 simultaneous paper cuts, one per finger. Unfortunately, that day I was also eating my famous diaretic chilli. I soon had a bowl movement so violent and prolific that every square inch of my body was soon covered in fecal material.
The resulting staph infection in each finger was so bad they had to be amputated. Infact, I'm only typing this by holding a pencil in my mouth and smashing my face into the keyboard.
Hence, this is farewell. Take care you crazy kids. | |
sazzie
Monk
35937 points | What do you mean you're leaving? You can't I won't allow it  |
PerfectDreamX
Bogey Man
71732 points | yup, his wife told me about the whole accident! 
see ya around bravo!!   |
disturbed247
Mega Über-Meister
4719 points |  dork!!! you cant leave me oh my god this sucks!!!
im going to cry 
whos going to tell me to survive this s**t eh?
sorry about your fingers!! jesus christ! =/
i dont know what to say
im going to miss you loooaaadssss
take care
xxxxxxxxxxxx |
disturbed247
Mega Über-Meister
4719 points | just to add to this....
since im now blaming you for this accident im going to personally (yes personally which means you must be a very special case, now that i usually have my mignons to do the drity work) come, find, then attempt to kill you
but like i said before im too nice
and i dont think my permit allows me to travel half way across the world
so you may be in luck
dont want you to go!!! oh my god this is weird!!!
well bye bye FedEx lad
you will be missed!!!!!
 now for my next victims muwahahaha |
lupinstar
Über-Minister
17107 points | Tis a shame bravo, even though i only really saw you in some of the forums and never really talked to you i could see you were a real big and loved user. It'll be a shame to see you go.
So many are leaving, why? |
champion
Minister
14998 points | lupinstar said: Tis a shame bravo, even though i only really saw you in some of the forums and never really talked to you i could see you were a real big and loved user. It'll be a shame to see you go.
So many are leaving, why?
Hes lost his fingers man!! Itll be a torture to stay on!! |
PerfectDreamX
Bogey Man
71732 points | champion said:
Hes lost his fingers man!! Itll be a torture to stay on!!
Guess they don't care about the pain he would be put through. His wife said it was bad, so! |
champion
Minister
14998 points | unspokenwords said:
Guess they don't care about the pain he would be put through. His wife said it was bad, so!
THE INHUMANITY!!
And you mean he typed this with just a pencil in his mouth, that must have taken him hours, and the pain he must have been in, both mentally and physically, what a brave soul |
PerfectDreamX
Bogey Man
71732 points | champion said: THE INHUMANITY!!
And you mean he typed this with just a pencil in his mouth, that must have taken him hours, and the pain he must have been in, both mentally and physically, what a brave soul
 people today have no appreciation, he deserves a warm goodbye! |
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