Farewell TFS

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Farewell TFS
December 07, 2006 @ 06:30:49 pm

Tragedy has befallen me. I like to double read, one magazine per hand. The other day I was reading Oenophile magazine with my right and Soldier of Fortune with my left. I happened to get 10 simultaneous paper cuts, one per finger.

Unfortunately, that day I was also eating my famous diaretic chilli. I soon had a bowl movement so violent and prolific that every square inch of my body was soon covered in fecal material.

The resulting staph infection in each finger was so bad they had to be amputated. Infact, I'm only typing this by holding a pencil in my mouth and smashing my face into the keyboard.

Hence, this is farewell. Take care you crazy kids.

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drummerwannabe Minister 10459 points	December 07, 2006 @ 06:31:57 pm 0 Kudos
	ummm.... ok?

sazzie Monk 35823 points	December 07, 2006 @ 06:32:33 pm 0 Kudos
	What do you mean you're leaving? You can't I won't allow it

unspokenwords Points Whore Master 65055 points	December 07, 2006 @ 06:33:26 pm 0 Kudos
	yup, his wife told me about the whole accident! see ya around bravo!!

disturbed247 Mega Über-Meister 4719 points	December 07, 2006 @ 06:38:06 pm 0 Kudos
	dork!!! you cant leave me oh my god this sucks!!! im going to cry whos going to tell me to survive this s**t eh? sorry about your fingers!! jesus christ! =/ i dont know what to say im going to miss you loooaaadssss take care xxxxxxxxxxxx

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December 07, 2006 @ 06:40:23 pm

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just to add to this....

since im now blaming you for this accident im going to personally (yes personally which means you must be a very special case, now that i usually have my mignons to do the drity work) come, find, then attempt to kill you

but like i said before im too nice
and i dont think my permit allows me to travel half way across the world

so you may be in luck

dont want you to go!!! oh my god this is weird!!!

well bye bye FedEx lad
you will be missed!!!!!

now for my next victims muwahahaha

forget_about_me Geek In The Pink Über-Moderator 64766 points	December 07, 2006 @ 06:40:46 pm 0 Kudos
	I'm selling my penis shaped seashells to get you prosthetic fingers!

lupinstar Über-Minister 16122 points	December 07, 2006 @ 06:44:16 pm 0 Kudos
	Tis a shame bravo, even though i only really saw you in some of the forums and never really talked to you i could see you were a real big and loved user. It'll be a shame to see you go. So many are leaving, why?

disturbed247 Mega Über-Meister 4719 points	December 07, 2006 @ 06:46:51 pm 0 Kudos
	lupinstar said: Tis a shame bravo, even though i only really saw you in some of the forums and never really talked to you i could see you were a real big and loved user. It'll be a shame to see you go. So many are leaving, why? maybe everyone's fingers are being amputated these days... you never know BOBBY ( ) you might have started the next best thing

lander_06 Meister 1250 points	December 07, 2006 @ 06:48:34 pm 0 Kudos
	see ya

champion Minister 13584 points	December 07, 2006 @ 07:06:30 pm 0 Kudos
	lupinstar said: Tis a shame bravo, even though i only really saw you in some of the forums and never really talked to you i could see you were a real big and loved user. It'll be a shame to see you go. So many are leaving, why? Hes lost his fingers man!! Itll be a torture to stay on!!

unspokenwords Points Whore Master 65055 points	December 07, 2006 @ 07:10:38 pm 0 Kudos
	champion said: Hes lost his fingers man!! Itll be a torture to stay on!! Guess they don't care about the pain he would be put through. His wife said it was bad, so!

foreverbroken Mega Über-Meister 3788 points	December 07, 2006 @ 07:13:44 pm 0 Kudos
	Uhhh??

champion Minister 13584 points	December 07, 2006 @ 07:13:49 pm 0 Kudos
	unspokenwords said: Guess they don't care about the pain he would be put through. His wife said it was bad, so! THE INHUMANITY!! And you mean he typed this with just a pencil in his mouth, that must have taken him hours, and the pain he must have been in, both mentally and physically, what a brave soul

unspokenwords Points Whore Master 65055 points	December 07, 2006 @ 07:18:12 pm 0 Kudos
	champion said: THE INHUMANITY!! And you mean he typed this with just a pencil in his mouth, that must have taken him hours, and the pain he must have been in, both mentally and physically, what a brave soul people today have no appreciation, he deserves a warm goodbye!

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