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32/NA/Hunting Drop Bears, Australia Join Date: Apr 2005 |
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Random babblings from the woderfully Insane
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havn't been on for a while so thought this was good:
Back in Black
I hit the sack
I been too long
I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm dead loose
from the noose that's kept me hanging around.
I'm just, uh, livin' on the side 'cause it's gettin' me high,
forget the hearse cause I never die.
I got nine lives, cat's eyes,
each and evry one of them is wondrin why,
cause I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Mama, I'm Back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in black, yes I'm back in black!
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OK so I Didn't hurt my pancreas but I did injure myself and it damn hurt.
Was Helping a friend a friend move on the weekend and managed to jam my fingers between a fast moving table and the wall.
Not to whine too much but there was lots of blood, some passing out, a visit to the hospital and some stitches in my finger involved after the incident. 
On the bright side I did get a day off work  | |
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I was at work today when I decided it was time for a snack so off to the Vending Machine I went. I spoted a packet of chips that I thought looked good and put my money it the machine. I entered the code for the tasty morsel that i was after and this is where my trouble began.
The packet got stuck some how and hovered between where it was and the tray where I could get at them . Not willing to let Evil machine get the better of me I grabed the top of it and began to rock it back and forwards (this is not the first time this has happened and this is usually the proven method to retrieve ones snack), alas to no avail the chips would not budge.
It was time to get violent. Rocking the machine with more Force this time, I had visions of being trapped under the machine as it fell on top of me, I finally succeded in getting a snickers bar from the machine but not my chips before I was disturbing the peace to much and my co-workes came to find out what the hell was going on.
The Vending machine ay have got my chips but I got the more expensive snack  | |
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