Hmmm... I don't have a censor or edit button. I do have an ignore button, however, and it (mostly) works pretty well! Please don't be an idiot.

I run in demo derbies every year (no, not powderpuff), and am on the pit crew for a Super Pro drag racer. If all goes well, I'll be drag racing in the Sportsman cla** next year.

I live in a small farming town, and am not wise to the world, but that's ok. I'd rather be that than hard and jaded.

I have a twisted, warped sense of humor, and the dirtier, the funnier. I like to laugh, and make ppl laugh. If you can make me laugh, you are pretty OK.

Funny people. Life is too short to be unhappy.