"I have a red wine moustache"  bexter
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Ok, it's Treebee's birthday next week and as a great sister, I had a marvellous idea of what to get her. But, it's proving almost impossible to get what I am after, it would be easier to get a rocking horse turd in a bottle.
If you have any suggestions, please let me know - Thanking you  | |
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I'm watching the final of dancing on ice tonight, and torvil and dean are dancing the balero or what ever it's called and the music is being played by a dude with a claranet - it sounds like BROWN NOISE - it's hurting my brain  | |
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I haven't got dressed for the last two days. I have felt like a large steaming horse turd, full of nasty cold. I would like to thank every one for entertaining me while I have been sweating, shivvering, sneezing and stinking. But, now the time has come for me to de-ming and sort my self out so I feel human again.
Hugs to all and good night.
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Ok, yesterday I caught up with some mates, one of them said that she is having a party on the night of the Eurovision song contest to support our entry. Aparently her family do it every year which is pretty cool, but does any one else do this for the Eurovision song contest? I have never seen any one else really celebrate this night, is this yet another Wogan event?  | |
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When do you do your victory dance?
I do mine when I go to the fridge and realise there is more wine than I thought or, if I get the place to myself  | |
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Hi guys,
I've fixed my lap top .........good! I am back on line after tooo long of being away from you all. It's mad how much I have missed you all so to you all!
I'm going to bed in a mo because I'm drunk and tired but I will be ready for some major action and catch up tomorrow or some thing. Hope you are all FAB
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| I have an interview tomorrow and I'm not sure if I should go or not. The job is good and the cash is ok but when I went to the agency today for the pre-interview chat thing, the girl said it was in a totally different place to where I was origionally told. I would never get there on time - unless I had a flying carpet or a teleporter. Should I bother going? | |
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| Within the last few weeks, I have discovered red wine with avengence. I never used to like it but now I'm like "Yeah baby". Any hoo, I have been wondering why is it that when you drink black current you get this kinda moustache smile thing going on and no black tongue. With red wine, you get no moustache and no red smile, but you get a black tongue. Whats with the comedy face dye? Is it made from the same stuff as black jacks or what | |
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I have to give you the bitch moan before I get to the point here - I'm sorry.
I haven't been sleeping properly. I have been having "relationship problems" which is getting on my tits and has been playing on my mind. My brother in law was recently in a motorbike accident which has been at the back of my mind and is causing grim dreams - and I have been worried about my sister (this isn't Treebee by the way). I have been looking for a new job because I'm not earning enough money to live which is very depressing and stressful and the job I am doing now is enough for two people. I have been getting in early where I can't sleep and have been up and ready for action first thing in the morning - very unlike me. All this is stopping me getting the sleep I need. Any hoo, my boss offered to give me a lift home tonight after work and I gratefully accepted as it's sooooo bloody cold out side. I got in the car outside the office and the next thing I know, he was waking me up telling me I was home. HOW EMBARRASSING!  To make it worse, I just said "I've slept on my ear"  He told me I was weird and I got out the car sharpish. I hope I didn't dribble | |
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As most of you are aware, me and Treebee are sisters. Last night I went to see her after work and she got me drunk. In the process, for some reason we were talking about the olympics. Treebee said she isn't interested in it at all unless they have penguin races and mens swimming. The mens swimming simply because they wear tight panties and when the dive in they do a little under water wiggle for a bit. After she said this, I looked at her and she was making the drool face and looked EXACTLY like it.  My sisters face looks like the drool WOO HOO | |
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