I'm in the band at Socastee. I play clarinet and am pretty good at it to.

You know you're a band geek when

...you aren't in band, and you understand this list completely and more than ten of these articles apply to you.
...you 'band' with your friends instead of 'bond'.
...you can't walk and chew bubble gum, but you can march a perfect 8 per 5 with your eyes closed.*
...you're really hoping the stuff on this list will be applicable because you really want to be a band nerd. (no need to read any further; you're definitely a band nerd)*
...you list your band director as an emergency contact.*
...all your idols are dead. And have been for several centuries.*
...You couldn't say that because you worship your band director/drum major/insert_name_of_favorite_living_composer/classical_musician_here
...you make band jokes in a cla** where there are no other band people.*
...then try to explain, get exasperated, and have to say "It's a band thing."*
...you list your band director as a reference on job applications.
...you know that you "Don't go there."*
...you've ever counted the tiles on the ceiling of your Biology teacher's cla** room to get him to go to the band room.*
... you do fire drills, you complain that your teacher should let you go to the band room, since that is where you'd be in a real fire.* (gotta protect the clarinet)
...you hear music and begin to mark time.*
...people want to contact you, so they call the band room.*
...your favorite song is by someone who died over a hundred years ago.*
...you eat lunch in the band room.
...and usually dinner, too.*
...your reed budget is higher than your food budget.*
...you noticed I spelled "reed" wrong & it annoyed you.*
...you don't take double tonguing as a dirty joke.*
...infact, you still don't get it.
...you can tune a tenor sax.*
...you remember this one time, at band camp...*
...you fight for a sports locker saying, "Band is too a sport!" along with the cheerleaders.*
...you're in step with the people infront of you.*
...you try to guess the tempo of your favorite songs.*
...you think band camp is fun.*
...you didn't realize other people don't.*
...you point out key changes and dynamics when listening to the radio.*
...all your friends are in band.
...because you made them join.