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Just something I stumbled upon..
October 17, 2006 @ 06:02:19 am

Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic ma** : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Has great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.

!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD.

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hiz_gurl Mega Über-Meister 3835 points	October 17, 2006 @ 06:04:14 am
	haha!!! thats gold

digidave Mega Über-Meister 4227 points	October 17, 2006 @ 06:34:20 am
	and by the way Grace - LOOOOOOOOOOVE your profile

rporter Über-Meister 2359 points	October 17, 2006 @ 11:16:27 am
	I think you forgot one; results are disasterous when combined with credit cards!!

treacle Über-Monkey 52128 points	October 17, 2006 @ 11:19:04 am
	Nice

the_prowler Mega Über-Meister 3235 points	October 17, 2006 @ 11:21:28 am
	Very true!

loh_loh Über-General 414 points	October 17, 2006 @ 11:37:52 am
	Wow, That's awesome, I need to show my friends that.

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