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Über-Meister
2447 points
17/M/, United States (general)
Join Date: Nov 2006 |
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You ran over a cat with your car, collect $400 dollars for public service. | |
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Über-Meister
2447 points | | Pay $500 fine for accidently posting naked pictures of your 8 year old nephew on internet. Do not pa** go, do not collect 200 dollars. |
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Über-Meister
2447 points | | Mutilated a rabbit with your lawn mower, pay $200 for repairs. |
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Über-Meister
2447 points | | You got caught smuggling Illegal imgrants into america (again..) , pay $4000 for the bail, and the 4 houses you took out during road rage. |
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Über-Meister
2447 points | | You got Aids from having cyber sex with your aunt( without knowing shes your aunt..) you collect $400 because your aunt died first and left you money in her will.. |
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Über-Meister
2447 points | You get bored when shooting a rifle, so you shoot the gun in the air, not strait up but at a higher angle. The bullet nails the tire of school bus carryin people in the Demacratic Campaingn organization . The bus crashes, killin everyone in it. Since the only chance for the demacrats to get control of the white house was killed, they cant ruin the world.
Five year later Gil grisom off CIS Lv. tracks the bullet back to the oringal gun, which is owned by you, the news reaches Washington DC that the killer of the demacratic campaign organization was found.
A couple days later 2 men in black show up at your house, hand you a brief case, thank you for the job you did, said it was the best work they ever saw, and they left.
You open it, and Collect $50000. but you dont pa** go, and you dont collect 200 dollars.. |
sarahf
Minister
12517 points | man cheats on you.. Take all morgaed property, kill man.. go to jail. do not pa** go   |
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Über-Meister
2447 points | | You get caught making passionate love to your neighbors dog, your neighbors sues you for $600. But instead of paying him back, the judge feels sorry for you because he is a recoveing animal f**kin adict, so he sends you to a camp which instead of $600, you pay $200. You lucky perv. |
superman121
Commander
72 points | CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a clone of Bill Gates, and you get everyones money! But if they all roll higher than a 2 you lose! sucker! |
superman121
Commander
72 points | | You get a coffee from McDonalds, it is hot obviously and you spill it in your groin. You sue McDonalds for millions of dollars.....and win! go to free parking do pa** go, collect 200 $ |
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Über-Meister
2447 points | You are walking home from a Cub Scout meeting, when a 74yr old guys a** rapes you, yet you take it without complainin, he thanks you, gives you $300 dollars for your time. You collect $300 dollars...
But he had aids, so i get the last laugh. |
theepic
General
382 points | | Mauled by a Grizzly Bear, pay 400 dollars and go directly to jail for endagering wildlife (got F*cked over on that one) |
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Über-Meister
2447 points | You walk into an XXX book and video store to get some "Personal Enhancement" Videos. While your payin for it, your mom walks in. Tryin to hide your face in your sleave, your mom asks you for advice, without knowin its you, on what books better for herself and her husband, "Bone Supremacy" or ""FREE WILLY" , though your fear and embrassment, you answer neither, you tell her that your more of a fan of "Saving the private of ryan." So she thanks you and pays. You sigh with relef, and go on like nothing happened. But right when your about to pay for your "purchases" you mom sticks her head in the door and says "By the way, dinners at 8."
Haha your mom caught you in the act, you do not pa** go, and you do not collect $200.. |
theepic
General
382 points | | This is the second time you've got crabs, pay 200 dollars and go directly to jail. |
animal_rescue
Über-Meister
2447 points | WHile watching the movie cars,at the movie theater, you get a major erection from the thought of hard rusty things that sound like larry the cable guy. Half way through the movie you have to go to the bathroom. So you stand up with your back to the screen and skoot out of the thin row that your sitting in. A couple of seats down sat an ederly woman, while passing her you slip on a cup of popcorn and almost fall backwords into the people behind you. But in the process of catchin yourself you slap the lady right in the face with your "major erection" . Throughy pissed the lady shoves you down so hard that not only fall to the bottum row, but you bend your "major erection" so far to the left it will look like a upside down "6". After that incodent the elderly woman files for sexual assuult and she wins the case. You lose $600 dollars for the sexual assult charge and reconstuctive surgery on you penis and left testical....
you lose $600.. |
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