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HiImDan
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26399 points | Mom had a unique way to get me to eat my vegetables....
Today @ 04:09:20 pm | She said if I didn't eat everything on my plate she'd send me to bed without any supper. I was so dumb it worked. 16 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
26399 points | Definition of a sadist...
November 19, 2008 @ 02:23:44 pm | someone who's kind to a masochist 3 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
26399 points | In my day, we didn't have fancy health-food restaurants....
November 19, 2008 @ 05:20:06 am | | Every day we ate lots of easily recognizable animal parts, along with potatoes drenched in melted fat from those animals. And we're all as strong as *Gasp! Koff! Koff! AAGGKK-GAAK Urrgh. *THUD* 2 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
26399 points | I'm a light eater...
November 18, 2008 @ 03:06:20 pm | as soon as it's light out, I start eating 6 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
26399 points | My doctor prescribed pills that're supposed to help with my memory....
November 18, 2008 @ 06:57:35 am | I only wish I knew where I left 'em  4 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
26399 points | Ever look at your parents and wonder how you happened?
November 17, 2008 @ 02:17:44 pm |  11 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
26399 points | Never say 288 in mixed company...!!!
November 17, 2008 @ 05:48:28 am | | cuz it's two gross! sorry... Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
26399 points | I went to the deli and asked the butcher to cut me some slack.....
November 16, 2008 @ 06:54:53 pm | | sorry.... 10 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
Ogler
26399 points | I grew up on a farm in Alaska.....
November 16, 2008 @ 02:09:46 am | We grew frozen vegetables! Sorry....  7 comments | Reply |
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